What Kind Of Farter Are You?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MonkeyTeeHeeHeeee, Jul 28, 2012.

  1. So what kind of farter are you?

    I'm first so i'll start... i'm the cougher farter everttime in public i cough loudly before i fart. *COUGH small fart COUGH* 

    so kind of farter r u? 
     
    #1 MonkeyTeeHeeHeeee, Jul 28, 2012
  2. This is actually a good thread
     
    #2 Drifting, Jul 28, 2012
  3. [​IMG]
     
    #3 -Crystals_Banana_Buddy-, Jul 28, 2012
  4.  i had everything but the trouser ripping one 
     
    #4 MonkeyTeeHeeHeeee, Jul 28, 2012
  5. BINGO!
    
     
    #5 Cookies-has-quit, Jul 28, 2012
  6. I do awesome farts il send you one in a bottle if you like 
     
    #6 FootIongSandwich, Jul 28, 2012
  7. D.) None of the above
     
    #7 *renamed489189 (01), Jul 28, 2012
  8. Haha this thread stinks
     
    #8 _TK_Krayziie_Kokonut_TK_, Jul 28, 2012
  9. Osun doesn't fart?  Shapeshifterrrrrr !! Body snatcherrrrrr!! 
     
    #9 MonkeyTeeHeeHeeee, Jul 28, 2012
  10. Lol nope I'm just standing there in the middle of galaxy enjoying the view of the sun .
     
    #10 *renamed489189 (01), Jul 28, 2012
  11. Foot long sandwich i love farts in a bottle!! 

    Some surprise me with choclate goodness!! perks me up in the morning .. 
     
    #11 MonkeyTeeHeeHeeee, Jul 28, 2012
  12. and when u are hanging with your mates after a hearty meat and baked bean meal...

    they talk about serious issues that brings alot of tension to the table...

    then u have the urge ... lean slightly and lift up your leg slightly attempting to get a silent one out ...

    The suddently the chair u sit on vibrates with the symphony of the flatous *put put put put put* 

    Everyone looks at u and instantly tension gone!! 
     
    #12 MonkeyTeeHeeHeeee, Jul 28, 2012
  13. I once farted loudly during a flag-raising ceremony  I was like oh shit.

    I'm the A-M-A-Z-I-N-G farter. That is loud and is stink-ish 
     
    #13 SweetCandyFloss, Jul 28, 2012
  14. I have noticed something..  the more stinky the fart the more likely we r gonna poop!

    If it's not so stinky it's just good old gas.. 

    just a general observation.. 
     
    #14 MonkeyTeeHeeHeeee, Jul 28, 2012
  15. I fart with candy floss smell 
     
    #15 SweetCandyFloss, Jul 28, 2012
  16. i fart unicorns which grants little girl wishes ! 
     
    #16 MonkeyTeeHeeHeeee, Jul 28, 2012
  17. I thought you fart monkeys! 
     
    #17 SweetCandyFloss, Jul 28, 2012
  18. sometimes i exaggerate a bit ...  tee heee heeee!!
     
    #18 MonkeyTeeHeeHeeee, Jul 28, 2012
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