Once there was a and she really loved Oreo cookies. One day a came to her and said "May I come in?" The said "No.", but the insisted "Please, I'll give you an Oreo if you let me in." she agreed. Once inside the saw stairs and asked "May I go up?" again the said "No." But the insisted, "I'll give you an Oreo cookie." The agreed. Once upstairs the saw the 's bedroom and said "May I go in?" Of course the said "No." The insisted "I'll give you a Oreo cookie." and the agreed. After the looked around for a while he asked "Can I touch your belly button with my ?" First the said no, but the insisted "I'll give you an Oreo cookie." The girl agreed . . . A couple minutes later . . . "Uh excuse me, sir that isn't my belly button." " Thats okay, it isn't my finger either." ( this story is in Fan Fiction, but I didn't like it there) The end -