Why, hello there! I didn't see you coming. I'm not prepared for entertaining...but a great person like me is always prepared! (unless a hot guy walks by Or a puppy. No one can resist a puppy OMNOMNOM) So, I felt like writing what was on my mind. Perverts. Yes. I love to think of them; with their beer guts and hairy chests. Makes me feel all tingly inside. If you thought I was being serious up there, then you'd better leave this thread now. Too much sarcasm up ahead for your little minds I've noticed that there are different kinds/levels of perverts. WARNING: If you are reading this and you realize that you are one of these types of perverts, remain calm, close out of this app, and delete it forever. Or drop your phone into a pit of alligators. "The Underagers" Eh. Maybe they're not perverts, but they sure are annoying. You know, I once saw a message posted on campus that went something like this: 10 yr olds, hit me upppp(; Um. You've got to be joking. You're 10, and you have an iPhone/iPod/iPad. When I was 10, I had a jumprope. And those little Chinese jumprope things. Yet I still suck at jump roping somehow. "The 'Date Me' Freak" This is one of the worst to me. They complain about being all lonely and stuff in real life, and ask for a boyfriend/girlfriend on here I'm so lonelyyyy, I need a boyfriendddd ): Lol no. The Sexters By far one of the worst type of perverts. Ugh. I've seen some nasty stuff posted right on campus. I had to go buy a nightlight at Target to sleep at night. It keeps my mom awake all night I'm just kidding I don't live with my mother Yeah. But anyways, they're disgusting. Hit me up guiseeee, I'm ready to have some funnn (; Lol, you think that's bad? Stick around on campus when mods aren't on Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. The Sexting Clubbers Ew. Grody. I just imagine people at a bar sitting with their phones sending....those gross messages So desperate and sad Join my club guisee, we are open to a lot of dirty rp (; I LOVE DIRTY RP Mud. Dirt. Sewer. Your mom. The CJS Freak Ugh. This is the worst one. He says weird things everywhere You can never escape him. He has laid eggs in your brain that are never coming out. You will never escape the power and weirdness of Captain-Jack-Sparrow. That is all
The Captain-Jack-Sparrow freak! OMFG! This thread is amazing, I was laughing the whole time I was reading it. Who knows why though
Lol Kandy I thought u were gonna start singing the Gummy Bear song., except modified. I AM A KANDY BEAR, YES IM A KANDY BEAR