"OMG, OMG, OMG! G, G, G, G!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!" "No... I paid $20 to stare at the ceiling. :|" That's what I'm always like when someone's telling me that at the movies. Pah. Just because I'm resting my head on their shoulder doesn't mean I'm asleep. ,_,
Alligator Such tiny dinosaurs "hey hold my poodle! I'm about to whoop some sense into this "Italian dictionary"
OMGGGGG!!! Gina: That guy is like the most hottest guy in our class! Me: Mmkay... Gina: I have a crush on him Me:Mmkay... Gina: Are you listening? Me: uuhuh Gina: I bet you have a crush on him. Me: nah uh Gina: I bet- Me: Will you just shut up for while so I can watch this movie? Gina: -jumps on the seat like she has been electrocuted - oh my gosh you said the s word! You said the s word! (You would've thought there was a fire or something) -Flips out phone and starts texting- Me: -Stare at her until she stops her madness.- Gina: Sometimes I think you're really crazy. Me: uhuh -Stare at her for a few minutes and gets up to leave.- Gina: oh my gosh why are you leaving? It just started. Me: No shit, Sherlock. Same pattern repeats._. Imeanlikesrsly._. Anyways -Nightmare
"...are you sleeping...?" "No, I'm just practicing how I'll look like when I'm in my coffin." -- "Why are all these old bands copying gLee songs?" ARE YOU KIDDING ME. --- *while watching a movie* My friend: "Don't you ever wonder why penguins don't fly?" Me: "Uh.." Her: "Like, they feel so isolated, I bet. I mean, they're the only-" Me: "SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP." Everyone turns are glared at me and saying SHHH and stuff. Her: "Now look what you did! They're mad! Me: I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE. €.<
Friend: Hey you want a muffin with icing. Me: A what? Friend: You know, a muffin with icing -holds out cupcake- Meh you mean a cupcake Friend: What's a cupcake? Me:........ Friend: April Fool's!!! Me: It's the middle of November. AhhhMy friends are idiots.