Most Idiotic Things You've Ever Heard

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Synical4, Jul 22, 2012.

  1. "Friends are like potatoes! If you eat them...they DIE"

     
  2. IHaveCookiesx3
     
  3. In that case friends are like cake 
     
  4. "OMG, OMG, OMG! G, G, G, G!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!"

    "No... I paid $20 to stare at the ceiling. :|"

    That's what I'm always like when someone's telling me that at the movies. Pah. Just because I'm resting my head on their shoulder doesn't mean I'm asleep. ,_,
     
  5. So true 
     
  6. "hey hey hey!! Get off the pool! Its rainin!! You'll get wet!!!"

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  7. Life is like a box of chocolates
    It doesn't last long for fat people
     
  8. Alligator
    Such tiny dinosaurs


    "hey hold my poodle!
    I'm about to whoop some sense into this "Italian dictionary"
     
  9. "Ill text you back when i find my phone" 
     
  10. Guy texts girl:hey I gotta go, I lost my phone I'll call ya later when I find it.
    Girl:Ok:) ttyl xx
     
  11. OMGGGGG!!!


    Gina: That guy is like the most hottest guy in our class!


    Me: Mmkay...


    Gina: I have a crush on him


    Me:Mmkay...


    Gina: Are you listening?


    Me: uuhuh


    Gina: I bet you have a crush on him.


    Me: nah uh


    Gina: I bet-


    Me: Will you just shut up for while so I can watch this movie?



    Gina: -jumps on the seat like she has been electrocuted - oh my gosh you said the s word! You said the s word! (You would've thought there was a fire or something)




    -Flips out phone and starts texting-




    Me: -Stare at her until she stops her madness.-



    Gina: Sometimes I think you're really crazy.



    Me: uhuh -Stare at her for a few minutes and gets up to leave.-




    Gina: oh my gosh why are you leaving? It just started.





    Me: No shit, Sherlock.





    Same pattern repeats._.


    Imeanlikesrsly._.



    Anyways



    -Nightmare
     
  12. "...are you sleeping...?"

    "No, I'm just practicing how I'll look like when I'm in my coffin."

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    "Why are all these old bands copying gLee songs?"

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

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    *while watching a movie*

    My friend: "Don't you ever wonder why penguins don't fly?"

    Me: "Uh.."

    Her: "Like, they feel so isolated, I bet. I mean, they're the only-"

    Me: "SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP."

    Everyone turns are glared at me and saying SHHH and stuff.

    Her: "Now look what you did! They're mad!

    Me: I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE.

    €.<
     
  13. Twin 
     
  14. Kandy :3
    Twin :3

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  15. Friend: hey guys watch this

    Me: thats a far jump

    Friend: so, i can make it
     
  16. Meet someone you know at a store "what are you doing here?"

    "oh you know hunting some elephants"
     
  17. Friend: Hey you want a muffin with icing.

    Me: A what?

    Friend: You know, a muffin with icing
    -holds out cupcake-

    Me:eek:h you mean a cupcake

    Friend: What's a cupcake?

    Me:........

    Friend: April Fool's!!!

    Me: It's the middle of November.

    AhhhMy friends are idiots. 