Welcome to this episode of: Cooking with The Captain! Today in Cooking with the Captain, I will show you how to make a fucking Happy Meal! Shit you need: • A wrap • A plate • Shit load of napkins • Shit load of cheese • Sour cream • Lunch Meat Not shown: Uh, a lot of things. ------------------------------------- Step 1: Put the wrap on a fucking plate! ------------------------------------- Step 2: Lots of fucking cheese! But seriously.. ------------------------------------- Step 3: put some fucking meat on it! ------------------------------------- Step 4: Microwave for like.. Between 30 seconds and an hour. It's different every time, depends on the cheese. Legit, a 1:00 to a 1:30 is good. Don't break your house. ------------------------------------- Step 5: Make sure that shit is melted. ------------------------------------- Step 6: fucking sour cream! Doesn't he look so happy? Don't be afraid to be adventurous with the sour cream! You can make him upset too! ------------------------------------- Step 7: Squish the happy mans fucking face together. BOOM! Enjoy! ------------------------------------- My review: I love cheese, this was good for me. I enjoyed it a lot, and it tastes great. ------------------------------------- PS: Shannon, unless you want the family cookbook to be insanely profane, you might want to make the family one.. I can handle the ones for friends (; P.S.S If the pictures are weird sized or they simply dont work, I DONT GIVE A FUCK. Stay Frosty - CJS.
You lucky duck. ,_, I can't even microwave my food. Whenever I'm around the microwave it's like it's staring at me with its non-existent eyes. And whenever I choose 'deforst', it burns my frozen egg tarts. ... ,_,