Online Girlfriend Applications

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by _Dumbo_, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. I like it!!!
     
  2. Well I'll just sit back and eat popcorn. 
     
  3. I can be classy... 

    But I have been known to flip out on my men every now and then..... Like 15-20 times a day.. 
     
  4.  I'm out??? 
     
  5. Yeah. We just pushed you out! But it's okay! I'll buy you ice cream later.




    Just a love tap?  but that's so unfeeling.
     
  6. ....... vanilla? 
     
  7. I guess so. As long as you eat it super messily. It's gotta get ALLLLLLLLLLL over your face. You'll look so adorable! And sticky.
     
  8. That sounds dirty ._.
     
  9. I'm going to boogie dance out of here. ._.
     
  10. Its only dirty if I shove you in the sand first. >.> and I'll take that bucket.



    Well...do they cry? Tears are a sign of true feeling. It's so heartwarming.
     
  11. In real life you would only get a wife if you drugged her drink and married her there



    And. LONER ALERT
     
  12. Jeebus. Why did I read this entire thing? It's so dumb. .____.
     
  13. It it dumb?
     
  14. Dude am not the one after a online girlfriend
     
  15. First I would date a girl and propose to her sober and second your stats and well to high to say I'm living in a basement
     
  16. Yeah. I'd reply to an online ad rather than an ad asking if I'd like to be drugged and dragged upstairs to be married. Some people are clueless about romance :roll:
     
  17. Icd as long as this man knows he's a creep
     
  18. How young do you have to be 