This is boris the pigeons diary! (the reason being is that a pigeon just moved into our pine tree so me and my friends are making him a diary... Sad, I know!) ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• qoo qoo Hello I'm boris and this is my diary, I am 4 years old and a single pringle ! I'm such a lonely pigeon so I made this diary...
Of course you can! Entry 1 Dear diary I am going on holiday today so I am packing my bags, I cannot be bothered to fly so I'm getting the plane! I'm a pigeon but I hate flying!
Entry 2 Dear diary I packed all my things and here is the list to prove it! Speedos Sun cream Razor Fake tan ( I'm a Ginger pigeon so I don't tan well) Nail file Protection(maybe I can fly by some lady pigeons) Alcohol Alcohol Alcohol Spare Speedos I also left a note for barbies boy friend ken Hey dude... Sorry I borrowed your Speedos, I would wash them when I get back Love boris The taxi just came so now I'm on my way to the air port