Welcome to this episode of: Cooking with The Captain! Todays lesson: How to make a mother fucking sandwich! This is what you need: •French Toaster Sticks •Jelly/Jam •Peanut Butter/Marshmellow Fluff •Toaster •Plate •Basic dining utensils.. • Shit load of napkins. Not shown: Tissues for crying after a job well done.. Step One: Get out your fucking toaster sticks! Serving size is only one slice.. YOLO. ------------------------------------- Step Two: Put your Toaster stick in the toaster.. Please make sure your toaster is fucking plugged in, or ready to be used before further attempting this project. ------------------------------------- Step Three: Wait... ------------------------------------- Step Four: Pull your toaster stick thin out of the toaster, and put it on a fucking plate. Be sure you do not get hit in the face when it comes out. ------------------------------------- Step Five: MAKE A FUCKING MESS! (Favorite part) Jelly First Peanutbutter Second ------------------------------------- Step Six: MASH THAT SHIT TOGETHER! My review: Dude, this is actually pretty good. I'm not even kidding. I recommend this one, legit though. Cinnamon, peanut butter, and blue berry preserves? Come on. That's life, baby! This was Captain Wells, presenting to you! How to make a mother fucking sandwich! Stay Frosty. -CJS
Why not eat the toaster sticks with syrup?It doesn't look horrible. How exactly did you get the idea for that?
Well this tastes fantastic, and Jada mentioned a sandwich, so I decided to make something interesting out of it. You can taste all of it, so it's great. Surprisingly, the jelly doesn't overpower anything LOL
I gave myself a Hitler mustache using Nutella. ._. If only I had a toaster... I'd pamper myself by sprinkling extra sugar and then smear butter and then a little bit of strawberry jam on it and then shove it in my mouth. THAT. Is. Heaven.