Cooking with The Captain: Floats!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Captain-Jack-Sparrow3, Jul 16, 2012.

  1. Here I am, CPTWells teaching you! How to Cook with The Captain!!

    Today, I will be teaching you how to make.. A float >.>

    This is to prove to Shannon that I CAN COOK.

    First off! This is what you need;

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    •One Italian Ice,
    •one can of soda,
    •hell of a lot of napkins.
    •and one bowl.

    Not shown: Sledgehammer.. And a spoon.

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    Step One: Open up your Italian ice thing.

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    Good, still with me? This is pretty complex shit, no lies.

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    Step Two: Dump it in your bowl!

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    Good! We will be fixing this up in no time! Alright, so here comes the tricky part!

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    Step three: I don't know really how to explain this, but you want to make it so that the ice is kind of creamy.

    If you have trouble, please feel free to use the sledge hammer..

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    ARE YOU BEING A FREAKING COMEDIAN? LET'S GO!

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    Damn it! Finally..

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    Step four: Get your bottle/can of whatever..

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    I chose sunkist, it doesn't really matter... Same result. LOL

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    Step five: Dump that shit into the bowl too!

    Time to become Harry Potter :3

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    I was scared as hell with this next picture. I thought I was in chemistry all over again.

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    And bam!
    A float! XD

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    Total cost: Like 6 bucks, I think.
    Soda comes in the case, and Italian ice comes in 6s.. So you can make six of these..uh, delicacies before buying more.









    Alright guys, seriously, this was probably the most disgusting thing I've ever ate/drank in my life.. I didn't know Italian ice dissolves with soda. Generally speaking, I have never drank soda with a hint of blue raspberry out of a bowl before. Good fight my logic.. And when it turned brown, I just had to make a thread for you guys! If one of these pictures don't work.. Then :(



    This was the first episode of: Cooking with The Captain!

    Captain Wells telling you!

    Shannon, you are definitely the cook in this relationship.

    Stay Frosty.
    -CJS
     
  2. Hey! Those pictures are big..
    Now you can see my project close up 
     
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    It turned green. I'm not doing it anymore. I give up. The float wins.

    Man versus food.
     
  4. wtfff 
     
  5. a humble advice from, dont ever try to be a chef, u'll end being sued 
    jk  u know i'll never say things like that to u 























    but really..... in all seriousness...... oh well nvm
     
  6. That... Is...


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    FUCKING AWESOME. :0
     
  7. It looks like something out of a horror movie...If I'm home alone I'm going to tell you guys how I make a sandwich..

    If I'm not home alone, my mom would thunk there was something wrong with me if I was taking pictures of my food..
     
  8. YOU JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA!

    *makes another thread*
     
  9. NO!!

    You could make a grilled cheese..

    Unless the cheese comes to life and eats everyone..

    Joking!!
    You know I love you, Logan
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  10. Bump for..
    Chefs on the rye..rise*
     
  11. Should educate us on how to make sushi :$
     
  12. I have a root-beer float with Vanilla Bean ice-cream and Coca-Cola in it.
     
  13. You want me to show you how to make sushi? HAHAHAHA.
     
  14. Let's see the American versus the Asian :$
     
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  16. How do you get that picture? 