Shannon! IM CALLING YOU OUT!

I told my friend Keith that I was going to write a better love story than Twilight for Shannon..

"That's not hard to do.."
LOL.

Alright, well here it goes.

I met this lady, and she was down the street singing do wa diddy diddy dum diddy do.

This girl, is pretty much my life in the most awkward sense EVER. Talking nonstop day after day. If you can imagine your perfect dream girl, well... You can't have Shannon! Settle for less! I claim rights to this here land in the name of what I deem is loved!

This girl has inspired me to go back to church, smile, even TOLERATE people in the grocery store. Now I used to want to punch them old guys in the face because they move to slow.. Now I just push them with a cart. Speed bumps are five points.

But anyways, this girl has had such a positive influence on my life, that I only have one thing left to say..

Shannon..
*gets on one knee and pulls out a box*.. Will you..






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*pulls out two new shoelaces*
...Tie my shoelaces?

She said YES!!! 

Moving on, she isn't only an inspiration for me, but she has shown me that you can see people for their personality, and not just for looks.

Now don't get me wrong, she is a smoking chickadee. But I fell in love with her personality before anything..

Haters are going to hate.
But let me tell you, I know where I stand on this, and if you troll this, I'll be standing on top of you, holding hands with this creepy girl!

The fact that we are so unbelievably compatible is mesmerizing, we are almost identical, with different body parts, and she looks better. No homo. We share birthday cakes too

But seriously, are you kidding me right now? Are we being freaking comedians? Are we being funny? Huh? Yeah, shut up. 

This thread is full of inside jokes, so if you don't get them, then bug off.

We look at each other, and laugh and smile. I don't know if my face is funny, but it happens constantly. I look at her in the eyes, and if I'm not brain dead, I'll either look like an idiot for smiling at her for no reason, or I'm brain dead. Good fight.

"The spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly."
-Owl City.. A band she FORCED ME TO LISTEN TO AGAINST MY WILL.

If I had to describe her, I would describe her as.. Nice, neat, and interesting. 

I like turtles.
I like Shannon.


This is for you. <3



^_^ If that fails.. Aw..

If it doesn't.. AWWWWW..<3

Shannon,
I like you.
A bit >.>

 

The picture is slightly larger than I had imagined it in my mind o_o

 

We should have a war, Shannon.

And do you hear that?
I have the heart of an angel.

 

Fine, they don't have to be called a wedding war.. Call it, an "Intensely Fabricated Marital Status War"