College Cookbook!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by shan, Jul 14, 2012.

  1. .. Lobster-man calls you guilty. :$
     
  2. I've hired a lawyer
     
  3. Lobster-man rules all!

    Including Chuck Norris. 'Cuz Chuck's his personal little bitch. ;D


    He speaks the TRUTH! D:<
     
  4. His truth is a lie. >:0
     
  5. If his truth is a lie then YOUR truth is an even bigger lie, so therefore his lie is a truth! D:<
     
  6. That doesn't mean anything. >:0
     
  7. IT MEANS THE TRUTH!

    So... Duh. You lose. :>
     
  8. Chicken is better. 
     
  9. intermezzo 
     
  10. I love cooking -.-"



    Too bad I have to do it all the damn time..
     
  11. Seafood's the greatest.

    Hah. You lose. ;D
     
  12.  when I was in college I:
    1) ate carry out
    2) made instant dinners
    3) ramen, the staple of college-goers
    4) easy mac
    5) alcohol

     enjoy.
     
  13. Wow never knew that people put milk in omlette.
     
  14. Ooh by the way shan, nice nail-polish color. 
     
  15. Chicken is ****in' bomb.
    You should tell your mom,
    That it's way better than seafood.
    Like c'mon now really, dude,
    Chicken is goddamn yum.

    I dunno
     
  16. Chicken can kiss my ass,
    Compare it to seafood,
    Seafood's first-class!
    Sales for seafood gonna go boom'
    Gonna hit the roof,
    In only a matter of seconds,
    Chicken ramen's gonna go 'POOF'.
    Put them together,
    Chicken can't even compare,
    Seafood's a force you can't reckon with.

    ;P
     
  17. Some of that didn't rhyme >:0
     
  18. Shut up. My poem's still better than yours. .-.
     
  19. I banged that out in half a minute, excuse my non poetic self >:0
     
  20. Pffft. I'm still a better poet than two of your 'poetic' selves combined. >:D