battle of the countries

Canada 

Because of CELINE DION and good downhill skiing in British Columbia




Justin Bieber is blah
(forgive my country for sending him into the world)

 

I'll join if this is for war

Representing 

 

BRAZIL

There are more Brazilian models in the world, and we invented a car that ran of cane sugar for fuel 

 

- Dark hair, nice skin. Is there really much more I have to explain?

 


China because they make me toyz

 

Mexico cuz we invented the automatic rifle

 

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 PHILIPPINES

Because... we were colonised by the Spaniards for 333 years (Why am I proud of it...? Oh yeah 'cause we survived).

And... uh... Charice Pempengco, and that second runner up in American Idol. And... well, it's more fun in the Philippines 

Guess what...?
Do you know why Philippines is so gawddarn hot?










Because we Filipinos are smoooooooooooking hot 

And we're cuties. 


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CHINA.

Because iDevices are made there 



AMERICA.

Because I grew up there 
Because Marilyn Manson, Asking Alexandria, Motionless In White and etc. are there 

 

I wish I was from britain, I 

 

 but sadly I am Italian 

 

cuz uh....we have trees and maple syrup and all that stereotypical  and mejk