__Boo__ here  Some idiot asked me "So is boo your real name ?"  No (you weirdo) Could u imagine how awkward it would be to get married ....  ...day dreaming We are gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of BOO *AAAHHHH* And Adam. We wish them both the best luck in their new life. Do you Adam take BOO *AAAHHHH* as your lawfully wedded wife? Yes I do  (who wouldn't I'm amazing ) and BOO *AAAHHHH* Do u take Adam as your lawfully wedded husband ? I do. *AAAHHHH*  that was a DO NOT BOO you idiot  And thus concludes why my name isn't actually boo  What is my real name secret 
 Charles is a blokes name the belongs to the type of people who eat Cornish pastries from their local bakery on Thursday's. I be no charles