*got a mod to delete the other one and fixed this one* DUHN DUHN DUHN! I havn't made one of these in a while... e.e Food Time with Ari :3 <3 Here. We. Go. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SPONGEBOB. Noodles ;-; Shaped like spongebob! SpongeBoobies :3 First thing is first e.e Open the cup! Cut a hole in the cup... Put your dick in the cup... Make her open the— Wrong Directions Look at my shmancy sink :3 Shmancy sink is Shmancy o.o Full the cup with water or else you have hard noodles... ,_, HARD NOODLES FTW! Where will YOU stick YOUR hard noodle? 0.o Now that your cup has liquid in it, you make like a cucumber and stick it in the microwave :3 Cucumbers make me feel good inside )) See, most people would walk away and let the microwave do its thing, but me? No. Cooking is my feel good time >83 I would advise you to never eat any food I have put my fingers in 0.0 Just gonna sit here... 3 minutes isn't that long... Please keep in mind that making glorious love to the cabinet leaves some pretty nasty bruises ._. This is about the time people, if they did stay, get bored. NOT ME THOUGH! >8D No, of course not. I like to sniff batteries and play with knives :3 Watermelon knife turns me on >8> This is where you put down the knife and start OPENING STUFF! YES! ... Like your legs 8| This part is hard ;-; You have to open that damned little package. That damned little package hates me >.< Does anyone else do that...? I absolutely despise that noise >_< It's just like "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!" and I'm just like "FUCK YOUR MOM >80" I despise the beep beep beeps :-: Then you pour the... The um... The cheese inside the cup 0.0 Like, yeah 0.0 CUM ON A STICK, MAKES ME SICK, DROPPED IT IN THE DIRT, DO YOU WAN'A LICK? °-° Stir stir stir bite stir stir stir bite stir stir stir DROP THE SPOON! D8< Tah Dah :3 Image removed for sexual references/content.
Nope. Didn't mess up on this one But since we're airing our problems, do you have something to say? Got a problem? Need to get something off your chest? If the problem gets any worse, I have a medical team ready to remove the stick from your ass
That moment when you look at the microwave and it's on 0:03 and you sprint to the microwave, knocking everything down and hurting yourself just to be able to stop it on 0:01
I tried to ignore the sixth post, really! My momma told me to ignore bitches who have nothing better to do, but I failed. I just had to say something I LURV YOU JESSY!
When the only way somebody can be funny is with constant sexual jokes... :? [sarcasm=sarcasm] You must be pretty creative. [/sarcasm] oh... I hope I don't fail at bb codes again...
Bretton, honestly? See, the thing is, you know my humor is sexual. Yet, you clicked. Why'd you click if you knew you wouldn't like it? Hm?
When I'm playing pimd I look at all new/recent threads. I'm playing pimd. It's a part of pimd. (I am also aware that I didn't need to open your thread, you don't need to explain that to me. ) I just wanted to throw my two cents in. Think of it as feedback.
You saw who it was but, you didn't have to click. Simple as that If you have a problem with a thread you clicked on, simply exit the thread. Do I need to make a step-by-step guide for that to?