Welcome to... Oreo's News - A PIMD Game Show? (14th Issue) Main PIMD News As of this moment, The Girlfriends in the BoS War are winning by about $80 billion. It just shows that girls are stronger Apparently Mag is leaving? Or coming back? Or never left? -UI-Ice_Skeleton and _antonia_ are "gettin' hitched" according to Skeleton himself Specific times are being discussed for their wedding war here Remember to sign up for -Couch_Violating_Panda-'s wedding war that takes place on July 15-16 here. The great Hermes is hosting an iDevice War! iPhones and iPads will go against the iPods in a fight to the death at the end of July or early August. Sign up here. Because of the BoS War, 'The Girlfriends' are the strongest club in PIMD, and 'The Boyfriends' are the second strongest club in PIMD. In case you haven't hears, I have created a game show club for PIMD called 'The PIMD Games'. We have finished the first season, in which -SBO-SkeletonMonsterKing won, and are working on Season 2. If you want to join Season 2, please apply to the club now Forums Report Who do YOU think will have the most individual plunder in the BoS War? Share your opinion here. What is the story of your name? How did your username come to be? Post it here. Mrs_ChilePepper has proposed to leothecool here No word on his answer yet Jakerzz has created the Fan Fiction Vote 2012. It has ended very quickly, but he says he is creating a new one that players can nominate stories. My story was in there -SBO-GracieMonster wants to be popular She wants to be famous She wants a hate thread Fan Fiction Story of the Day This issue's featured Fan Fiction story (woah, tongue twister) is Different by TheAndi. There is just so much detail, and the plot is laid out very well. It's about a girl with boy drama, and an arch enemy with a couple of minions. Very good piece of writing World News Raging floodwaters that tore through the streets of southern Russia's Krasnodar region in the middle of the night are responsible for killing at least 150 people and displacing thousands. A joint drug investigation in Hong Kong hauled a record cocaine shipment worth an estimated street value of U.S. $98 million. An American student is in critical condition after undergoing two operations after chimpanzees tore at his body in front of tourists at a South African animal sanctuary. Kenyan police detained scores after gunmen masked in balaclavas hurled grenades at two churches this week, killing 17 people in the latest attacks in the nation. More than 40 al Qaeda militants infiltrated Yemen's port city of Aden seeking to free imprisoned fighters. Sports Section For those of you tennis fans like me, here are some Wimbledon scores: In the finals for ladies' singles, S. Williams defeated A. Radwanska 2-1 (in sets). In the mens' singles semi-finals, R. Federer defeated N. Djokovic 3-1 (in sets). In the other mens' semi-finals, A. Murray defeated J. Tsonga 3-1 (in sets). S. Williams and V. Williams defeated A. Hlavackova and L. Hradecka in the ladies' doubles finals 2-0 (in sets). J. Marray and F. Nielsen defeated R. Lindstedt and H. Tecau in the mens' doubles finals 3-2 (in sets). Tip of the Day Instead of a "Tip of the Day", I want to share a story with you all that I found on the internet. You're a 19 year old kid. You're critically wounded, and dying in the jungle in theIa Drang Valley, November 14, 1965, LZ X-ray,Vietnam. Your infantry unit is outnumbered 8-1, and the enemy fire is so intense, from 100 or 200 yards away, that your own Infantry Commander has ordered the MediVac helicopters to stop coming in. You're lying there, listening to the enemy machine guns, and you know you're not getting out. Your family is half-way around the world, 12,000 miles away, and you'll never see them again. As the world starts to fade in and out, you know this is the day. Then, over the machine gun noise, you faintly hear that sound of a helicopter, and you look up to see an un-armed Huey, but it doesn't seem real, because no Medi-Vac markings are on it. Ed Freeman is coming for you. He's not Medi-Vac, so it's not his job, but he's flying his Huey down into the machine gun fire, after the Medi-Vacs were ordered not to come. He's coming anyway. And he drops it in, and sits there in the machine gun fire, as they load 2 or 3 of you on board. Then he flies you up and out through the gunfire, to the doctors and nurses. And he kept coming back....13 more times.....and took about 30 of you and your buddies out, who would never have gotten out. Medal of Honor Recipient, Ed Freeman, died March 21 at the age of 80, in Boise, ID.....may God rest his soul... I bet you didn't hear about this hero's passing, but we sure were told a whole bunch about some Hip-Hop Coward beating the crap out of his "girlfriend", or what's up with the Kardashians these days. What about the real heroes? Shame on the American Media. My Bucket List 1. Become best friends with Siri. You know you're popular when you become best friends with your phone. 2. Look at see-through glass when someone is on the other side and shout, "OH MY GOD I'M HIDEOUS!" 3. Bring a desk into an elevator. When people try to get on, ask them if they have an appointment. 4. When money comes out of the ATM scream, "I won! I won! I won!" 5. Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life. Perv of the Day This is a new section I like to call "Perv of the Day!" I will randomly choose a perv on campus and send them a message or gift like this one: This was for mckenna197 Picture of the Day This is how many tickets I got when I played Deal or No Deal Can't beat that Ending Thank you to all for reading, and I hope you spread the message about Ed Freeman's actions and death. Thanks for reading, my little Oreos