Hello! Just thought I'd start alittle game for the late night crowd. All you do is write "One does not simply" and then something one cant do! I know it sounds stupid but if people participate it could become fun! I will start with a few One does not simply eat oreos without milk. One does not simply think Snooki is attractive. One does not simply want to become a zombie One does not simply sprint in high heels. One does not simply eat one potato chip. One does not simply read Playboy for the articles.