The Crazy Awesome Thing that Just Happened to Me

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by I-Love-Oreo-Pie, Jul 7, 2012.

  1. No, this doesn't relate to PIMD. But it was so crazy awesome, I just had to share it

    So, my friends and I are going on a cruise to Europe. There's 5 of us, and we rented 2 rooms, each with 1 queen-sized bed and a bathroom. Ugh. I have to share a bathroom Lol.

    My travel agent is the one who was in charge of my trip. And boy, do I LOVE her right now.

    So, she gets a call from the..erm I don't know, room conductor, of the cruise Anyways, that guy calls and says that they have an open "family suite" on the most elite deck, like where all the famous and rich people stay.

    He says that if we want to, we can move up to that room for NO EXTRA COST. And that room is $6,000 per person. That would be $30,000 total for you math wizzes.

    H-o-l-y <insert bad word here>. Well, of course I took the room! It has 2 bedrooms (1 with a king-sized bed, and one with 4 twin-sized beds), a living room, and a mini kitchen.

    You would not believe all the amenities (specialties) we get! Here, I'll list them:
    • Separate sitting area
     
  2. No, this doesn't relate to PIMD. But it was so crazy awesome, I just had to share it

    So, my friends and I are going on a cruise to Europe. There's 5 of us, and we rented 2 rooms, each with 1 queen-sized bed and a bathroom. Ugh. I have to share a bathroom Lol.

    My travel agent is the one who was in charge of my trip. And boy, do I LOVE her right now.

    So, she gets a call from the..erm I don't know, room conductor, of the cruise Anyways, that guy calls and says that they have an open "family suite" on the most elite deck, like where all the famous and rich people stay.

    He says that if we want to, we can move up to that room for NO EXTRA COST. And that room is $6,000 per person. That would be $30,000 total for you math wizzes.

    H-o-l-y <insert bad word here>. Well, of course I took the room! It has 2 bedrooms (1 with a king-sized bed, and one with 4 twin-sized beds), a living room, and a mini kitchen.

    You would not believe all the amenities (specialties) we get! Here, I'll list them:
    • Separate sitting area and coffee table
    • Sofa bed
    • Upgraded balcony furniture with room for four: two comfortable loungers,
    a table and two chairs
    • Complimentary mini-bar set-up
    • CD/DVD player with access
    to a complimentary DVD library
    • Comfortable luxury pillow-top mattresses
    • Luxury 100% Egyptian cotton, high thread count bed linens
    • Pillow menu (Does that mean I get to pick how fluffy my pillow is?)
    • Luxury towels and bathrobes
    • Exclusive Suite Breakfast served
    in Sabatini’sSM with a complimentary “Good Morning Mimosa” each morning (Is that like Good Morning America?)
    • Exclusive Elite Lounge with complimentary hors d’oeuvres
    • Extended room service menu with full breakfast, lunch and dinner offerings
    • Preferred Traditional or Anytime DiningSM reservations
    • Nightly delivery of deluxe canapés (upon request)
    • Afternoon Tea service in suite (upon request)
    • NEW! Complimentary cover charge for one of the specialty restaurants on embarkation evening
    • Chef’s “Welcome Goodies” on embarkation day
    • Fresh flower arrangement
    • Upgraded bathroom amenities, including bath salts and soothing gel eye mask
    • Roomy walk-in closet
    • Hot tub in select suites (Damn. No hot tub. Now I can't get freaky)
    • Complimentary flower corsage and boutonniere for your first formal night
    • Enhanced turndown service with
    six decadent chocolate dipped strawberries or wrapped chocolates presented on a silver tray (Fancy schmancy)
    • Priority embarkation and disembarkation at tender ports as well as private lounge at the conclusion of the cruise
    • Priority onboard Shore Excursion reservations
    • Complimentary laundry and professional cleaning, and shoe polishing services
    • Private portrait sitting with onboard photographer
    • Dedicated priority line at the Passenger Services Desk
    • Use of the Lotus Spa® Thermal Suite, a communal relaxation center
    • Priority reservations for the Chef’s Table, the Ultimate Ship Tour, and the Princess Cays Bungalows

    I FEEL LIKE FREAKING ROYALTY ALREADY

    Now serve me food, peasants.

    Just kidding


































    Bye
     
  3. Stupid and sign
     
  4. [​IMG]Jk Seriously Though You're Lucky
     
  5. DAMN!!! Awesome
     
  6. enjoy your vacation!
     
  7. [​IMG]
    I will come and take it all away out of jealousy! >:3
     
  8. So damn jealous right now. 
     
  9. So.... What are you gonna do with the bath salts, eh? 
     
  10. Hot damn, you lucky duck.Take me with you, lmao.
     
  11. Yeah, how friendly do I have to pretend to be in order to get one of those twin beds?
     
  12. Wow I'm jealous!!
     
  13. That would be so relaxing, have fun on your trip Oreo!
     
  14. Sweet! Can I go ?lol
    Have fun!
     
  15. Damn Thats expensive 
     
  16. Isn't a mimosa like alcohol and orange juice? Champaign?

    You're lucky by the way.....
    
     
  17. Bath.

    Salts.

    .-.

    'nuff said
     
  18. Imma get freaky with those bath salts

    Just kidding
     
  19. You Going To Eat Someones Brain After
     
  20. ***** you ain't bout' that life!
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