LADIES, GENTLEMEN, PERVS, AND CANADIANS, IT'S TIME FOR: My First Guide *Crowd cheers* ----- This guide is about forums, trolling, and how to impress your peers ----- Step 1: Troll as many pervs as possible, this will make a name for yourself. It will also give the mods, and your peers a good laugh! :lol: IMPORTANT Don't break the ToU! If you have screen shots of you trolling a perv, don't let the picture have any of the following: 3rd party apps Bypasses Harrassment You WILL get silenced. Do like I did: ----- Step 2: Be nice to "Veteran Forumers" or "Popular Players". They're like the Michael Jordan of basketball, not many fouls get called against them, but many on their opponent. AND! They have tons of friends to back them up. Some veteran forumers (in my opinion) are listed: CPTWells DarkRose1908 Hermes -SBO-SkeletonMonsterKing (Or whatever his name is) Spiny Azarah Goldialocks j31 -UI-Ice_Skeleton -The-Wise-Pheonix-Gonzo- ----- Step 3: Make a maximum of 2 threads per day. The third thread (correct me if i'm wrong) is spam. ------ Step 4: DON'T ASK HOW TO BE A MOD, HOW TO DO BB CODES, HOW TO DO RAINBOW COLOR, OR TYPE IN CAPS LOCK! It is very annoying. ----- Step 5: Use good grammar. I don't mean: Tis a fine day madam Queen, thus we shall go frolic in thy meadow, does yee accept thy offering? Just as long as it's not: Dude... dUn mess w me, muh palls and eye are like supah poweful! We is like 4kcs and we is pwnin! ----- Step 6: Use memes when appropriate. ^.^ ----- And the last step! Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever! Be a perv! EVER! ( BB codes please work)
Alternate: U lookin fer a fight buddy? Huh? Huh? Well 2 bad yu got yourself 1. After I finish this hear drink o' course