The Scary Truth... By €ŁŁĮPŠ€

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -N_G-TheSlenderman, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. Hey everybody. This thread is the most serious thread I'm making in a while. So let's get started but I have to warn you that if you are too emotionally unstable, staying is at your own risk.

    As you might know, sexting or "rp" is a serious deal on here and even if everyone does their best (except the nasty perverted players) to stop this serious issue.

    I am, by the present, contributing to this effort.

    So yeah, you might know that nothing is free of consequences, wether it's good or bad consequences. Sexting isn't apart from this unwritten law of life. In fact, who says sex said risks to get a STD.

    After a long debate with someone, we've came up with this conclusion:

    If sex = possible STD,
    Virtual sex = possible virtual STD

    It may seems funny to say: "Hey buddy, I may have virtual herpes." but there's something to point out.

    Since the pervs on here are qualified of "dirty", they might have a real arsenal of virtual STDs. So it means that the "may have" turns out being a "have" without the "may" before it. Do you really see a future where you got virtual AIDS? Well I don't.

    That's why sexting is really bad for your health. I know it's scary but it's the truth, the scary truth.


    Use your brain and say "NO!" to virtual sex!


    This message was paid by a particularly strange platypus.


    Truly yours,
    The platypusborn TEF-Ellipse.

    Have a nice day without virtual sex. :)
     
  2. Well ok cardinals of safe conduct. Best to not catch any STD is then celibacy. Everyone who just hugs is PERV. Including virtual hughs. Best is to keep woman and men in separate paralel worlds. Ein't it?
     
  3. The Next Issue We Have To Address Is Trolling
     
  4. You gotta hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband 'cause they STD'ing everybody out there.
     
  5. This Is a joke right?It seems like it but I didn't laugh so I have to ask...
     
  6. No It's A Real Threat Royale
     
  7. The idea of it being serious makes me wanna laugh more than the actual thread :lol:
     
  8. It's the point... The thing is that I'm adding every nonsensical thing that passes through my minds. I hope you weren't thinking I was really going to write something serious... Ewwww... Only saying that word disgust me.
     
  9. And Roy is always serious. Tough stomach acid.



    Erm...tbh...if you had to choose between real life and virtual STD's, don't you think you'd choose virtual? So...while, no, I'm not big on the sexting shit, with your example provided, I'd say I'd rather have an entire sexting community than them all have sex in real life and then everybody get Herpes which evolves into ADHA and then aids and death and then they get HIV and hives and then they start eating each other through straws and whatever else happens.
     
  10. I have fun through being serious ;) And the acid was terrible today x(.
     
  11. -.-' Do you want your phone to have herpes?! I' for sure, don't want.
     
  12. YES. THEN IT WILL HAVE UNDESIRABLE HERP BABIES AND I WILL KEEP THEM MWAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  13. My phone is easily replaced. My body, however, is not. So yes, I'd prefer virtual herpes over real herpes.
     
  14. And hepy baby
     
  15. Don't forget the all too risk of having cyber babies  who wants to pay for yet another! Child?
     
  16. Dammit  I just realized other people beat me to that point ._.
     
  17. I would've been first if you were all dead,hehe. 
     
  18. Happy iPod baby!!! Mmmmmmmmm goof!
     
  19. Not me!!! At least if I get real AIDS and then die, I won't have to buy a new phone and live through the lameness of having no phone for some times! I know you'll say something like: Go outside. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[cut][/cut]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Going outside isn't fun at all 
     
  20. Imagine if your iPhone gets an Android!!!! Would you like it? We'll I'd be ashamed of my phone if it'd happen.