would you rather...

 spiders are yummy 

Would you rather become a naturist or become a porn star?

Dun dun dunnnn 

 

I know it's horrible but I think I'll go with being the star...It'd suck but atleast I get a crap load of money, rather than just nakedness..don't judge me 

Would you rather a cup drink blood, or soak in lemon juice after having 1,000 fresh cuts on your body?
This ones easy for me  XD jk jk

 

Drink the blood
Would u rather eat poo for the rest of your life or live on a house made of poo for the rest of your life?

 

The latter.


Lemon juice doesn't hurt. ._.

I mean, it's actually a pretty good feeling when you rub it on your wound... It makes you wake up with a jolt. o3o

Would you rather bite a zombie's rotten flesh and become mutated or eat raw pig flesh? :>

 

Raw pig flesh

 

Would you rather get your legs cut off or eat a raw puppy?

 

I love animals ..... ummmm eat a raw puppy I hate the person that put that one 

would u rather drink your moms pee or bathe in your moms pee !?!?

 

Bathe in it 

Would u rather loose a finger or a toe?

 

Toe.
Would you rather become a zombie an eat someones face off or have a flesh eating bacteria