CHARACTERS: Skeleton: CPTWells: PurpleUnicorn: Kingcal: Casper: PHANT: Neph: MAG: Hermes: Teddy: Bart: ETY: Toxic: Gonzo: Neph: Lime13: Blockey: iSwag: -------- Where we left off: Blockey: *Throws fist at neph's face* neph: *catches fist, with ease* hehe, now we can start to fight seriously eh? *Kingcal shakes head in approval, then runs the hell out of there* CHAPTER 4 Neph: *Abnormally smiles* I'll let you know something. My family, was a professional singing group, so, I naturally sing, when i'm calm. But, somehow I could always fight. My parents decided to drop me off at a boxing ring when I was 5. I boxed till I was 10. I then one the national boxing title in the 13-15 year olds age group. When I was 13, I was a black belt in karate, again, taking another national karate title, and a mma title. When I was 15, I had learned and perfected every style of fighting. After that I started to start singing, and they did some background checks, and discovered my family. The only time I don't rhyme or sing my friend, is when there is a strong opponent around me. Blockey: yeah, thanks for making me sleepy. *yawns* Neph: *shoves his fist up blockey's mouth* *Knees blockey to the gut 10 times* blockey: geez, i'll have to take off these 20 lb ankle weights. Blokey: *Moves extremely fast* Blockey: *upper-cuts neph* neph: *falls to the ground* Neph: *kicks blockey's legs* blockey: *trips* Neph: *Beats the crap out of blockey* neph: I'm not afraid, to throw a fist, it'll make ya pissed, but I don't care. Blockey: Can you take me to a hospital? Neph: Nah! Just eat this magical jelly bean. Blockey: Seems legit... *Blockey eats the jelly bean* Blockey: *Face turns green* Oh gosh, I think i'm gonna- Neph: *Knocks blockey out cold* *What skeleton's crew did* Toxic: Ok, now, there is going to be a ton of skeletons in hell, they're all going to try to kill us also. Skeleton: Meh, seems easy enough... Teddy: Yeah, this'll be easy! What are your thoughts ETY? ETY: Well, considering I haven't said a word until just now, I think i'll probably die epicly. Skeleton: Yeah. The author seems forgetful... ETY: Meh, atleast I said something... Toxic: Well, your picture is boss atleast. ETY: Yeah yeah yeah, let me just die already. Toxic: ok... *FWOOOM! They all teleport to hell* Skeleton: I thought this place would be more... Lava-y Toxic: Yeah, we better prepare for the skeletons... Toxic: *Sicle transforms into two swords* Skeleton: say what now? Toxic: problem? Skeleton: Never mind... Skeleton: *readies bow and arrows* Teddy: *pops kneck* ETY: *Readies spoon* Skeleton: Let's go! *Everyone charges into open land* Toxic: *Throws sword out onto open land* *Hundreds of skeletons start jumping out of the ground* Skeleton: *fires 3 arrows at 3 different skeletons, all of them go straight through the fragile skeleton's head* ETY: *opens jar of icecream, begins to shovel icecream into his mouth* teddy: *rips arms off of a skeleton* *begins hitting skeletons with skeleton arms* toxic: *slices many heads off of the skeletons* *The team kill every skelton... And ETY ate 5 jars of icecream* *skeleton bones begin to swoop together, forming a bigger, stronger skeleton* Swag: I. AM THE SKELTON KING! Skeleton: Meh, i'm not your son, pal. Toxic: Swag, I just need to- Swag: SILENCE! I SHALL FIGHT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS! Teddy: *walks up to swag* Swag: Uhh, go use the restroom, just go down the hill, and there should be a door in the middle of nowhere, that door leads you to the restroom. Teddy: Thank you... So much! Skeleton: (/).<) at least he kept his cool. *what cptwells did* Gonzo: Ok, let's test your agility. CPTWells: Hmm, this should be interesting... Gonzo: Go through this obstacle course. Not many have passed it. The fastest time is: 1:03.97 by the lengendary Ice Skeleton. CPTWells: I wonder why a legend's name would be very similar to the author's? PURPLE: it must be fate Gonzo: Uhh, sure... Purple, you will not be participating in any of these excercises, only humans are allowed. *CPT enters door* CPTWells: A balance beam, easy enough... CPTWells: *runs across balance beam* Sign at other side: *States: 3 miles to the next stage* CPTWells: in a minute?!?!? CPTWells: *sprints like hell toward the other side* Sign: *states: avoid the booby traps* CPTWells: *runs like hell, again, to avoid every trap* Gonzo: Done. 10:04.54 is your time. Very good for a rookie. CPTWells: Yeah *passes out* And that concludes chapter 4! I hope everyone liked it, and no tobuscus ending here.
I'm a bit confused with this story,_, WHERE'S THE ROMANTIC COMEDY!!! You should add some chics to this story.... Make it snappy
But there should totally be a female or two in there! Or an Az. A super awesome, sparkly, kick ass Az. Just because I've never put kick ass Az together and I think it sounds funny. But at least a female or two.