Let's Play a Game

I drop a diet coke

The coke exploded in my face and the lid stuck me in my eye

I drop a candy cane

 

I drop a diet coke

The coke exploded in my face and the lid stuck me in the eye

I drop a candy cane

 

The candy cane pierced through my eye and all the way to my brain.

I drop a shoe?

 

The shoe came to life and choked me with its shoelaces.

I drop a pillow.

 

The pillow had tnt and then it blew up and killed me.

I dropped a sammich

 

The sammich was a lie. It was poison which I ate and died.

I drop a turtle.

 

The turtle gets mad, bites off my foot and I die slowly and painfully with no help in sight. .-.


I drop a dog.-.

 

Dog has rabies

Stole a movie ._.

 

Got arrested, sent to jail, raped in jail, and committed suicide in my cell.


Poked a car.-.

 

The exhaust burned my leg as it peeled away and I bled out.


I dropped a toothpick!

 

The car fell off a cliff with me in it

Threw a ball ._.

 

 we posted to same thing

 

I get hit with the ball and trip and fall down on top of a knife 

I drop a phone

 

I drop a phone

It explodes with all the texts I've got over the year as it was off.
Boom I'm dead

I drop a chocolate bar that I was about to eat

 

I eat the chocolate bar and die because it was filled with nails.  I drop a bacon icecream sunday

 

I ate a chocolate bar but it ate me!

I drop a cupcake

 

Cupcake was poisonous.

I had laryngitis

 

The cupcake turns into a helicopter that flies me into the air and pushes me out of it to my death

I drop an Oreo.

 

I drop an Oreo

I dropped the Oreo and it rolled down the hill, off the cliff and I chased after it and fell rock bottom... The Oreo was on a sharp point of a rock and when I landed the rock, it sliced throu my mouth, the Oreo stabbed into my brain.

I dropped a taco