Hey pimd'ers! Yeah that's me, the awesomely epic and non-sensical TEF_Ellipse! This is my guide on How to really become a mod! STEP 1 Have a cool name! Without a cool name, your chances are gone even before you start. STEP 2 You need to have a lot to spend. If you don't spend lots of cash on pimd, the devs won't even bother reading your application. STEP 3 Have the right friends. Without influent friends, you'll go nowhere. STEP 4 Be an abusive offense reporter. The devs will be annoyed of your trillions of reports. STEP 5 Make your mod application. You always have to ask until you get it. One application per day is a good average. STEP 6 Voila! Enjoy your powers, green name and infinite speakers. **NOTES** This thread is only for entertainment purposes and in no ways to be taken seriously. Thanks for reading this non-sensical guide! ~TEF_Ellipse TEF
@Laura and Warrior: Both of you don't seem to get the fact that this is only for entertainment purposes. Not entertained? Not forced to read or to comment. Simple solution to your problems