._. Da Story Chpt 3

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  1. CHARACTERS:

    Skeleton:
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    CPTWells:
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    PurpleUnicorn:
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    Kingcal:
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    Casper:
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    PHANT:
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    Neph:
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    MAG:
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    Hermes:
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    Teddy:
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    Bart:
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    ETY:
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    Toxic:
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    Gonzo:
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    Neph:
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    Lime13:
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    Blockey:
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    Where we left off:

    CPTWells: I wonder what we'll be doing here... It seems very peaceful, so I doubt they'll help us in wars.

    Hermes: I'll help, I heard you had a war against those hooligans that put my best friend in a coma. NeonWolf, the police officer.

    PURPLE: Yay!!! Let's go see some other people, maybe they can help.

    CHAPTER 3 

    Lime: Yay! We have some new recruits!

    Lime's inner self: I'M FINNALY NOT THE NEWEST ONE!!! HELL YES!!!

    Lime: I'm sure you guys are a little creeped out over the fox man huh?

    PURPLE: He's a fox?

    CPTWells: Looks like a squirrel to me...

    Hermes: let's trust her anyways...

    CPTWells: I'm just going to ask him.

    *CPTWells walks over to fox man*

    CPTWells: So, are you a fox?

    Gonzo: Yes, i'm sure it will be safe to assume you were guessing with your pals over there.

    CPTWells: Yes... We were...

    Gonzo: Go over to the training center, we shall test your skills.

    *Meanwhile*

    Skeleton: Berk said something about me getting 200M?

    (has one line, didn't want anyone to be left out): Yes, here you go, the packet inside shows how to make your clan.

    *Person hands Skeleton briefcase*

    Skeleton: Hmm... Ok...

    *Skeleton reads over packet*

    Toxic: Well?

    Teddy: What does it say?

    Skeleton: Hmm... You'd have to read it, but first we need a place to make a clan HQ

    Teddy: like from the ground up? Or like an already existing building?

    Skeleton: From the ground up.

    Toxic: Would hell be an option? I have tons of land there.

    Skeleton: If you have a way to get to hell and back, sure.

    Toxic: Hehehe, of course. How'd you think I got here?

    Skeleton: I actually thought you were a hardcore screamo fan, but then the whole "And if I don't have blood" thing made it click...

    Toxic: Yeah... Anyways, TO HELL!!

    (***Note, if hell in censored, it's the place where satan is, and if you say "Well, i'm athiest, so I don't believe in that garbage blah blah" look it up***)

    *What Kingcal did during this time*

    Kingcal: Hmm, so I grab my crown, and *mumble mumble*. TO THE PET SHOP!

    *Kingcal enters pet shop*

    Italina: Hello-

    Kingcal: I NEED A BABY DRAGON!

    Italina: You are lucky as hell nobody else was in this store...... And I need mystical creature-

    Kingcal: *throws ID onto italina's desk*

    Italina: *sigh* 20M

    Kingcal: *Hands 20M*

    Italina: The hatchlings are downstairs, take a right, then a left, second door down.

    Kingcal: Thanks!!

    *Enters hatchling room*

    Kingcal: Now, according to father, the darker the skin the more powerful, the longer the horns, the smarter.

    Kingcal: Hmm, I can't believe she has a black dragon... Even though it looks to be hatched 3 days ago, this should be promising on my journey.

    *Kingcal arrives at PHANT's armory*

    Kingcal: I am ready.

    PHANT: Yes. Now, according to how well you retrieve the beer, the greater the reward.

    Kingcal: Hmm, ok.

    PHANT: Just jump straight at that rum contest statue, and then you should be at the island of Rumania. Rumor has it, even the ground has that rum smell! 

    Kincal: And you can't get it because??

    PHANT: I'd die of excitement... 

    Kingcal: ._. *sigh* Ok, any advice?

    PHANT: Don't let my rum get warm.

    *Kincal Jumps through rum contest statue*

    Kingcal: *Plops the dragon baby on the ground. Puts it on a leash, and starts to run over toward the volcanos. (Rum shop is behind the tallest volcano)

    Kingcal: Now its time to break out in song!

    Random person almost dead: PLEASE NO! I'm dying here... because of... justin... bieber's... singing...

    Kingcal: I'll tell tales of you as a hero. You were a brave warrior.

    Neph: Baby~ Baby~ Baby~ Ooohhh, like-

    Kingcal: Go. Away.

    Neph: Maybe i'll sing a song instead!

    Kingcal: THIS IS NOT A GOD DAMN MUSICAL!

    Neph: True... But I can rhyme anytime, and! I can beat the hell out of noobs, because, let's face it, I never lose!

    Kingcal: The only person who may never lose is the protagonist. You're just a silly side character who is annoying as hell.

    Neph: I'll show you that I never lose, and my opponent, you can choose.

    *Blockey walks by, looking like a badass*

    kingcal: that guy! *points at blockey*

    Neph: I see, I see, that's how you're gonna be.

    Blockey: Shut up! *roundhouse kicks neph*

    neph: man, you hit as hard as a can.

    Blockey: One more rhyme buddy, and that'll be the last straw.

    Neph: Oh boy, I see this guy think i'm a toy.

    Blockey: *Throws fist at neph's face*

    neph: *catches fist, with ease* hehe, now we can start to fight seriously eh?

    *Kingcal shakes head in approval, then runs the hell out of there*

    Sorry for the huge delay!

    I also switched accounts! But this is still the same person writing "._. Da Story"

    (Please work pictures!!)
     
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  3. Woop, one person likes it! 
     
  4. CPT is like Jack. Sarcastic. And a donkey's butt XF
     
  5. Oh ya! Epicness to the extreme! Lol
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  6.  thanks for the encouargement! At first I really thought everyone would hate it
     
  7. Jada, my older screen name was Captain-Jack-Sparrow, lol.
     
  8. Join Vongola Hq chill with me and Ethan <(^.^)>Swag
     
  9. And you act like him :3

    I'm such a noob.. -Face Boston Terrier-
     
  10.  Ethan xD your should have warmed me so I could have gotten first  >:D
     
  11. why'd mag get that butler from the manga black butler ..__.. he's one of my favorite character .-. now his image is ruined ,_, ruined i say, ruined! 


    oh and btw nice story 
     
  12. I would've made him like a sucky character, but then people would start to farm me (All of the mag supporters)
     
  13. ._. and someone said that I should make him a badass warlord. Psh, phant's rum breath will kill him in a a second! jk