Important Public Safety Announcement

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *NeonWolf (01), Jun 23, 2012.

  1. Hey there..

    The one, true Neon here, with an extremely important service announcement about a very serious topic.

    Sharks.

    Did you know that the ocean is salty? There are many different thoughts about why this is. Some people say its because of a whale secretion. Some say it's because of the erosion of sodium in the sea. However, that's not the true reasoning.

    I'm here to talk to you about this real reason. Sharks. Rather, shark tears.

    Sharks are a commonly misunderstood race of water-habitant. Commonly believed to be vicious killers, sharks get a bad rap. It's hurtful.

    So every day, millions of sharks in the ocean cry their eyes out, filling the ocean with more salt.

    It's time that we stop this Shark Racism and give them what they really want.

    Hugs.


    Hug a Shark Today!!!



    This PSA has been brought to you by the letter 7, the number Broom, and the color Thursday.
     
  2. Best thing I've read all week. Be right back imma go hug a shark or 2.
     
  3.  brb gunna ride a submarine and jump in the middle of the ocean in my pj's cause I care for sharks. <33 they shouldn't be discriminated! So they might rip me to shreds and feed on my flesh, but who can blame them?! 
     
  4.  the color Thursday!!!
    Well I better listen!
     
  5. Andi, it's shark racism like that, that makes them cry so much.

    They don't want to eat you. They want to cuddle you. Sharks are our friends.

    Unlike that red solo cup.
     
  6. Sharks are creatures too.  my mom won't allow me to cuddle with sharks.  brb gunna be a rebel. 
     
  7.  Fight the power!!
     
  8.  sharks deserve love. They've been an outcast for too long. Sad, sad life of a shark.  cuddling with sharks is legit.
     
  9. I love Sharks. My favorite are the glorious San Jose Sharks. 
     
  10. Am I the only one who is currently thinking 'Fish are friends! Not food!'

    .-. Lol
     
  11. Hey red solo cup and I get along just great 