This is a guide for all of you people that keep making forums threads on how to get people to like you. This guide is based on real marriages, and long-time relationships. Get along well; Insults are a primary way regular marriages get along. This is what you want to do first thing. You see, an insult every now and then is enough assurance in life to know that there are better things in the world than what you have, but sadly you won't get them. So technically, insulting brings you to a new reality. And in turn betters yourself. Insult everybody. Make the relationship honest; Embarrassment is the key to understanding your loved ones emotions. Try to say stuff that will make them upset, if they are crying, do they won't lie to you and say that nothing is wrong. Honey, we all know something is wrong, but your makeup looks like crap when you cry. This will let them know their flaws, bring out their true emotions, and let them bring peace and honesty in the relationship. Get their attention; Don't beat them within an inch of their life, but just simple prodding and poking will do just fine. It just let's them know that you are there. The more obnoxious you are, the more they realize you are there, and then in turn more attention will be paid towards you, this making the relationship perfect. Ask questions; A perfect example of annoyance would be to tell your loved ones parents that you would love to come over for dinner every night, and then at the dinner table, ask very obvious questions. This may make you seem very smart. If you are smart, they might accept you. Make it work; By this stage the person who you are working on should be quite frustrated with you, this is a good thing, carry on by trying to insight jealousy into them, through either completely ignoring them, or being better than them in whatever they try to accomplish. In doing this, they will realize you for what you are, who you really are, what they'd lose if these other methods do not work, and how awesome you are for them. Tease; Now you can do this the playful way, which is totally unrecommended because that's how sappy love stories are made like Twilight, and nobody likes that hot mess. You want to do it the unkind way. Make sure you get your point across. "You want sexy time? Put the toilet seat down for a week, and then come talk to me." Or in a guys case, "You want sexy time? It's sandwich time." Speak their language; If you tell a girl like it is, she will surely do the same back. If she asks if she looks far in a dress, say yes if it's true, and add on the extra comment if she makes a rude face at you, and say, "Oh wait, you can't understand me? Cows go MOO." This will make sure that all is honest, and you two are on the same page communication-wise. Please tell me if my ingenious ideas work for you guys. Report back to me, what happens in complete detail. I do believe at least one will work, and if they don't, pretend we're at sea. There are a lot of other fish in the ocean. If she doesn't accept you because of one of these scenarios, she obvious just isn't that into you. -CJS
While in an argument Use the time they are talking to think of what you are going to say next. This is how the killer comebacks happen.
I only use the Tease part with my gf..... Mostly all sex jokes.... But we get along perfectly. Funnest relationship ever been in.
lol, I didn't even bother looking at all the , " how do you know if a boy likes you" threads... There were way to many
darn. Betty, your marriage might not work quite right now! Is not reading it something you can afford to do?
Lol. Noooooo...just thought you might want a practice subject! Practice makes perfect! But do you use these methods in your marriage?