Step 1: Acquire recipe Step 2: learn how to read. Step 5: Learn how to number Step 4: locate grocery store. Step 3: repeat step 5 Step 6: Purchase food (alternative: steal food.) Step 7: return home. Step 9: HOW THE FUCK DO I NUMBER! Step 10: Make food. Step 11: put food on a food carrying device. Step 12: ????????? Step 13: PROFIT!