Sometimes when I drink water, I get the chills. It is kind of funny because I don't normally get the chills unless it is cold outside.
When I get bored sometimes I like to strip down to the nude, and cover myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug on my neighbors driveway because I hate him. He doesn't really like when I do that so he chases after me with gasoline and matches, but I give a really nice push and I slide down the driveway to safety.
Sometimes I like to wrap myself in raw bacon and hide at the entrance of our neighborhood and if anyone comes by I pop out and yell "NONE SHALL PASS."
Sometimes I like to stick my feet in tomato juice, then look up up to the sky and yell, "The pig had flown the coop!"