(The names have been shortened, please don't complain that I didn't type your whole name.) It's your average day in the small city of Pimdville. You know? Same ol' same ol' pimdville. But then suddenly a swift bandit like this: And her name was lindsey! She was browsing around Mr_Chair's coffee shop, when suddenly, "WEEEWOOOWEEEWOOO" A police car stopped and NeonWolf hopped out of the car. Neon: "Stop right there theif!" Lindsey: "Heheh, not in your dreams pal..." Mr_Chair: "Wait a minute! How have you been stealing stuff from my store? I've kept my eyes on you the whole time." Drew1110000 The_Skeleton_Prince: It's called a diversion, and you're out of lattes now. Mr_Chair: (/)_<) That'd be $200.99 Neon: I don't think they're paying though, but they'll be on a forum ban for sure. *The bandits vanish* CPTWells: 25 kilometers north, 35 meters west! Then we're finally at Pimdville king! KingCal: I've heard many sexters are here... I'm certain the female with the giant knockers on the brosure attracted them. CPTWest: you don't say? Laura: and exactly how much will this book cost? Besj: $5.99 Laura: and it's about penguins right? Besj: For the last time... It is about FISH. Laura: i'll take it for $4.99 or nothing Besj: Leave... Please... KingCal: OOOOIIIIIII! I'll buy that book for 40 fish! Besj: That's a lot of sushi... Deal!! Laura: ...lucky bastard and his crazy fishing skills... CPTWells: I found a fish store 1 kilometer away! Let's go check it out! Skeleton_Prince: Silly foreingers... It's MILES. Antonia: No need to be rude skeleton_prince, can you take off the hoodie? Drew1110000: No... He can't... His face is... Canadianated. Antonia: oooohhh I see... Drew1110000: yes , it's a disease when you change your name to- Antonia: I know what canadianated is, thank you. The_Skeleton: (/).<) CPTWells: Ok then... I'll be going to the fish store... Maybe the pet store after that... Neon: THERE YOU ARE THIEFS! STOP THEM! *in an instant Drew stabs a needle into neon, which makes his skin turn neongreen, and he is instantly in a coma* CPTWells: Watch out! We gotta badass in the house! Ariana: The fuck did you just do? I mean come on! Putting a police officer in a coma?!? Wth!?! You will be silenced by cookie, or zuess, just you wait you greedy bastard. I'm watching you. Now, go read a book or do something god damn productive! Geez... What a fail, you know? Some noob thinks he's all cool because he put a mod in a coma? I mean who does that? KingofMusic: .-. I don't read aresritik... Bslove: ._. fuck that, I do CPTWells: We should probably be trying to stop those guys... *Once again the bandits dissapear* KingofMusic: hmm..... Let's go visit some stores, the newspaper said something about some robberies... MrsHappyGilmore: Hmm... I last saw them heading to Kawtopolis KingCal: We need to get ready for war!!! To the pet shop! *everyone arrives at the pet shop* Italina: Hello, are you looking for an animal inparticular? CPTWells: You have any unicorns? Italina: Come to the basement... *CPT, KingCal, Ari, and Italina are in the basement, everyone else is upstairs* Italina: Ok, "captain" was that a joke? CPTWells: Uhh, no... I have my mythical creatures badge right here *shows badge* Italina: hmm... What will you be using this "unicorn" for? CPTWells: War against the bandits... Italina: Take this purple one... It talks as well... Purple1Unicorn: I need armor to go to this "war", I won't need any if it's a pwar though. CPTWells: It's a real war, trust me. Italina: You may also need war friends of mine, they is part human, part dragon... They are very experienced in war... CPTWells: I assume these dragon talk then? Italina: Well of course... CPTWells: Any armories around? Italina: The legendary PHANTASM's armory is 5 kilometers away, and that's where the two half dragon's are training CPTWells: This'll be a good war indeed *Everyone arrives at PHANT's armory* PHANT: Hmm... You seem in need of armor, what'll it be? I can throw in a side of rum for $1,000,000. CPTWells: I'll take: 5X Steel Golden Helmets 5X Steel Golden Swords 5X Steel Golden Chest Armors 5X Steel Golden Bottom Armors And unicorn armor. PHANT: That'll be 199,000,000 CPTWells: Ok, where are the two half dragons? PHANT: Simulation warring, they're war addicts, so they'll be pleased to war with you guys. Their names are Majestic and Natie. KingCal: WE RIDE AT DAWN! PHANT: Horses will be 5 mil per person... CPTWells: Give me 4... PHANT: 20M it is then. *Dawn approaches* *Barrucuda music cues* CPTWells: FOR NEON!!! Everyone else: FOR NEON!!!!!!! Ari: FOR MR_CHAIR!!! Everyone else: FOR HIM TOO!!!!!! Linsey: For death, and horror!!! Everyone on the bandits: FOR DEATH AND HORROR!!!!!! The_Skeleton_Prince: *readys bow* Drew: *Readys knives and swords* Lindsey: *readys small war axe* Johny: *Readys warhammer* Zack: *Readys daggers* CPTWells: *Readys swords* Ari: *Readys poisonous fake fingernails* Natie: *Readies Bow* Majestic: *Readys sledgehammer* KingCal: *Readys Massive Welded Sword* PurpleUnicorn: *Readys pointy horn* Natie: *shoots arrow at drew* Drew:*Takes an arrow to the knee* Majestic: *Jumps off horse* *Slices off a leg of The Skeleton Prince's horse with sledgehammer* Skeleton Prince: *Falls off of horse* *stabs ari's horse with a poisonous dagger* Ari: *Scrathes Skeleton's arm with poisonous nails* Skeleton: *Begins to hallucinate* CPTWells: *Cuts side of lindsey's horse* Lindsey: *Throws War Axe at Majestic* Majestic: *Her horse's neck's vain get's cut* Skeleton_Prince: *Shoots arrow at majestic* Majestic: *Takes an arrow straight through the stomach* *Dies a bloody death by the arrow rupturing the lung* Drew:*On the ground, throws knife at CPTWells' horse's eye* CPTWells: *CPTWell's horse dies of loss of blood, (eye). CPTWells: Unicorn, i'm going to have to ride you... Unicorn: (/).<) CPTWells: *Goes on unicorn pirate rampage, killing Zack, Johny, and Drew in the process* Natie: *Blows extremely hot air onto bow end, making in catch on fire* *shoots arrow at lindsey* Linsey: *Arrow hits bullet-proof vest* Starts to melt the vest, and skin* Skeleton_Prince: *Shoots three arrows simultaniously to kill natie* (Why'd I make the majority die?) Skeleton_Prince: *Vanishes from war* WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!?!?
Damn, now I want a book about penguins That was GREAT ! Next the penguins will take over the world and shoot arrows into peoples knees, that's what will happen next
Idk got confused part of the time I'm looking forward to the next part where I come back as a vampire and kill well :|
>.> the reason it's confusing is because I did the protagonists side of the story, i'll get the antagonists side maybe next time