We did things like, ~PIMD PARODIES~ My, my, my, my, club mates hit you, so hard Makes me think, "Oh my lord", But thank you, for hiring me. With a mind to farm cuz it won't do harm. It feels so good, when your farming them. A super crazy player from the chat room, And I'm known, as such. This is a beat, you can't budge. I told ya Rastas! (You can't farm this) Yeah, this is how we farm, Y'know? (You can't farm this) Look at my stats man! (You cant farm this) Alright, imma bust a funny lyric. (You cant farm this) Fresh new stats, ADVANCED! You gotta like that, now, you know you want to dance. So move, outta your seat, And get a Computer Hacker and move to the beat! While we fightin, hold on, Buy some pots and lets move on! Like that, like that. Hot like a fire, so fall on back, Let em know, you bought to much, This is a farm, you can't touch. Yo I told you, (Can't farm this) Why you farming man? (Can't farm this) Yo sound the bell, schools in, son. Give me a farm, or war, Making them quit, that's how I roll, Now, they know, You talk about the farmer, you're gonna be the show. That's right, and tight. Fingers are sweating, but it feels so right, Buy my tape, and learn, What it takes to make farmers churn. This song? Legit. Either work hard or you might as well quit. That's true, you know? (You can't farm this) BREAK IT DOWN! Stop! Captain Time! Go with the farmer, like I said, If you can't move to this, Get the hell out of bed. Wave your device in the air, Like that, like that. Now do us a favor, and fall down the stairs. This is it, for the winner. Keep your chat tight, don't be a sinner. Move, slide your chat. Let's all for a minute just act like a cat. Wtf? Yeah, look man, (You can't farm this) Every time you hit me, You know it isn't right, So please don't expect that we won't get in a fight. Now why would I ever, stop farming this? With others farming farmers, It makes no sense. I've farmed around the world, from Asia to USA. Hey Captain! Go Captain! And the rest is for you to say. (Can't farm this).
Yo VIP! Let's win it. Fight, fight, baby. Fight, fight, baby. Alright stop! Regenerate and listen, Captain is back with brand new intentions. PWarring means you ain't playing rightly. Farmings what we do, daily and nightly. Do it ever stop? Answers no. Turn off the lights, we roll. To the extreme, we always fight in our sandals. Light up a stage, dance like a vandal. Dance, don't rush, don't use your speakers so soon. I'm blowing your mind like the guy from Typhoon. Deadly, when I dance so slow. Can't keep up? Stay on your toes. Love it? Hate it? Act like I care. Email support, if you dare. If there's a problem, yo I'll solve it. Wait, where's our DJ? Dang it.. MOSHPIT! Fight, fight, baby. Fight, fight, baby. Fight, fight, baby. Fight, fight, baby. Now that PIMD is jumpin Now the trash blew in, KIK'ers are pumpin'. Quick to the point, there'll be no fakin. Captain will devour you like sizzled bacon. Burning rubber, quick and nimble. You break the rules? Silenced like a symbol. And a Hi-Hat, got extra bullets. NeonWolf's suggestion? Don't do it. Rolling with my 5.56, You might as well stop, or quit. The girlies on rye, waiting on a stand by. Did you stop? No, they're too fly. Keep on pursuing to the next stop, Bust out the pots, I'll farm you until you drop. Yo, so I continue to (PIMD CAMPUS!) Girls were hot, wearing more than sweaters. DarkRose rocking new kicks like a Freshman. Jealous? I'm out busting rhymes. Hermes with a name, me with mine. Farming, the noobs on my wall. Chumps think they're ill, but they're all full of eight balls. Thinking its right, to cuss at them all. Dance moves, came out like a bell, Mess with mine, you won't end swell. Falling on the dance floor, rest fast. Picked up my game, best for last! Damn, with these skills, my news feeds packed. The mission of the game? Don't farm Captain Jack. RAs on the scene, if you know what I mean. They looked me up, then looked at the fiends. If there's a problem, yo I'll solve it. Wait where's our DJ? Dang it.. MOSHPIT! Fight, fight, baby. Fight, fight, baby. Fight, fight, baby. Fight, fight, baby. Got needs? I'm a Game Mechanic poet. Captains on the scene, just so you know it. My Campus, making all that sound.. Mess with us, well beat you to the ground. Cause my styles like Charlie Sheens Pill. What too soon? I thought he's fulfilled. Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a game. Watch your back, or you'll see my name. We make it hype, you want to dance with this? Better play the game right, and make like a bliss. Cut like a razor, all the RAs say, "Damn." If my lyrics were a drug, I'd be singing to your Ma'am. Keep my composure when you break the rules. Magnetized by the ToU, your fault, it's cruel. If there's a problem, yo I'll solve it. Wait where's the DJ? Dang it.. MOSHPIT! Fight, fight, baby. Fight, fight, baby. Yo VIP, let's get out of here. Their club died. Wurd ta yur mutha. Fight, fight, baby. Fight, fight, baby.
I've missed PIMD parodies!!! Thanks for bringing a smile to my face, and brightening up forums again —
Toby Keith-How do you like me now. I was always the lazy one Thought games were irradium. And I told the forums off, just for a good time. You were always the easiest one A valid, "Can't farm ya once." Under your screen name I wrote, "Farm for a life time." I only wanted to get your attention, Now that your club disbanded But you overreacted, And I laugh my head off out loud! How do you like me now? I can farm you all day! You still think I'm lazy? I'll throw you in the hay! Even though you were crazy I always dreamed about Burning your intelligence, If it was there, without a doubt! When I took off with your recipes I felt your attempt to try and hit me Never imagined you'd hit me that hard But now your money's in a swirl Ain't it a cruel and funny world? I took your dreams, and I ripped them apart. Your club mate have shown Your forever alone, And your tutors hear you cry down the hall. School bell starts ringing Who could that be singing? Captain Wells, baby! I'm your wake up call! How do you like me now? How do you like me now? I can farm you all day! You still think I'm lazy? I'll throw you in the hay! Even though you were crazy I always dreamed about Burning all your comic books HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!?