Tom: No, you are. *walks over to her* I would have a drink. If I wasn't on an island infested by zombies!
Cynthia:-Hiccups- I met one he tried to act as Drake... Charming fellow-hiccups- he slapped me though.
*Drake says a lot of things really fast but you pick out this •Mom was Julia and was killed because he got in trouble with some pirates and they killed her •Sister was Julia and was killed because she followed him on an adventure and got drowned when the barrel she was hiding in fell overboard •Girlfriend was Julia but she went to this island alone and when Drake got there she was gone he blames himself because she used his ship •Has a HUUUUUGE crush on you*
Tom: *pushes cynthia against a tree* Cynthia waters, you are never to drink anything alcoholic again. Understood?
Kat: -whispers in his ear- Found your soft spot -rolls over to land back in grass- Did I hear you say you liked me? How flattering