I couldn't believe my eyes when I walked home from_(place)_ and saw _(noun)_ _(Funny verb)_. Then my _(animal) started to ____________! That's when I screamed ________ to my _________. So that was my day how was yours.
I couldn't believe my eyes when I walked home from BEACH and saw JAKE LICKING THE WALL. Then my MONKEY started to SWIM! That's when I screamed SHEUAONDJEID to my WINDOW. So that was my day how was yours.
I couldn't believe my eyes when I came back from the PORN STUDIO I saw a DILDO JIGGLING! Then my SEX MONKEY started to RAPE ME! Then I screamed RAPE to my condoms. That was my day how was yours?
I couldnt believe my beloved pupils when i Rode a platypus home from jumanji and saw clocks making love to my chair handles. Then my Snake started to have it's wonderful babies inside of the refridgerator. That's when I screamed "HOW DARE YOU STICK YOUR TONGUE IN MY PANCREAS EGGS" to my brother's Friends' girlfriend's brother's boyfriend (her brother was gay) and made out with his face. Annddd that was my sexually cooked day. (don't ask how something can be sexually cooked, I don't know and I don't wanna know.) how was your day? ^_^
I couldn't believe my eyes when I walked home from Mcdonalds and saw my mom licking a window. Then my horse started to take a crap That's when I screamed PUDDING!! to my Native Friends. So that was my day how was yours.