Rapp Off

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *xXxPartyRockxXx (01), Jun 13, 2012.

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  1. Listen to these fools, talkin smack and bitchin. Battling you kids is no competition, rapping is my petition and I've made it my mission, I won American idol and I didn't even audition.

    I ain't being mushy, so step off you little wussy, I heard you stole a cat just do you could say you got a pussy!

    I just lit your asses on fire, and this ain't no joke, so I'll put you in my ashtray cuz you just got smoked!!
     
  2. Smoked? Please, the only smoke was from my toke.
    You can't handle the greens cuz your too pussy and don't call me a wussy cuz you know I'm good just like the boyz in tha hood.
    Go and suck a dick, maybe then your rhymes will stick
     
  3. My names Poseidon7
    I know I ain't goin to heaven
    So just give me eleven
    Millennias to live
    And give me the strength
    To do what it takes
     
  4. I've never seen so many Vanilla Ices in one thread before
     
  5. my grizzly technique forces you to fight bare,
    and i revile yor nude,
    i dont spit,
    bile is spewed while your defiled and crude,
    if your actin wild for food,
    i tell you to put a fork in it at dinner, cuz my style is rude,
    if your mild or prude,
    you get freestyled and chewed,
    spit out onto a plate, and after awhile your food,

    ill rip both my arms off and burn my shirt, before i ever wear my heart on my sleeve,
    oh your a breath of fresh air?
    i release toxic gases to make it harder to breathe,
    i came to this planet,
    discarded the peace,
    infinite bars, bombardin yah streets,
    leavin cars in the trees and parks in debris,
    marchin in seas, of hardened emcees,
    leave an increase of the target deceased,
    i got some phat rhymes,
    but your bars are obese,
    so i wake up everday and start with a feast,
    i leave fingerprints when handling beats,
    so i dont need three sixes to leave the mark of a beast,

    i need to find a way,
    to fill record labels,
    they keep turnin,
    but i still set the tables,
    yall are still lyin,
    but a skilled lepords fatal,
    last time i was livin the dream is when i still slept in cradles,
    i jump in the booth,
    and the leap is respectable,
    i step to the mic,
    and defeat is a spectacle,
    but the beat is delectable,
    the emcees are shaking,
    and defeat is expectable,
    releasing impeccable, heat and electrical,
    speech is detectable, if you speak intelectual,
    when im down, i dont just rebound,
    i smother the ball,
    you stepped on me on your way up, you wont recover this fall,
    like autumns dying,
    you at the top,
    but im the realest and thats the bottom line,
    i raise the bar untill i scratch the sky,
    your only dope untill the stash is dry,
    you think you see this heat,
    but your no mach for i,
    your just a pupil,
    now let the prophet tell a parable,
    i laugh at feeble similes and how rappers think that hell's comparable,
    you think you dressin fresh,
    but furreal its seldom waerable,
    im not of this earth,
    ive seen mankind and all his realm is terrible,

    you say your cold as the streets,
    i freeze like the ground when the hail as just struck it,
    girl the only time i call you boo is when i get on the mic and your pale as a bucket,
    rappers make a home in this game cuz they flow like the wind,
    and everythings great till my sail intterupts it,
    the cats i roll with are skilled hunters,
    so if you gettin buck, i got to pounce,
    i give you a calculator and say itll solve half your problems,
    but its the thought that counts,
    if you didnt get that your left in the dark,
    like knights in the war forgot the mounts,
    the goverment only brings small change,
    so if you talkin common sense,
    they got an ounce,

    i dont wear my heart on my sleeve,
    id rather wear a steal faded locket,
    god sold his only son to the earth and still made a profit,
    ill crucify my pencil tip,
    just to get my point across,
    dawg i aint playin,
    but ill be the first to give the coin a toss,
    if emcees actin sluggish,
    i use rap, as assault,
    you probably missed that like childhood naps, to adults,
    i run laps around rappers,
    but if you really want change,
    youll go back to the vault,
    im reffering to safer track,
    but dont matter to me,
    cook up a flow with battered emcees,
    grabbin a mic will leave em scattered with ease,
     
  6. Ur rapps r nearly as good as my dick
    Where's ur comeback tick tick

    But I ain't done
    I'm gonna spit to hell
    Till ur a pun
    Wayt there's bell

    Gonna get better
    I rite u like a letter
    I go with raps like cheese and fedda
    Go home hug ur tedda

    I no I'm goin Hell
    But the devil just fell
    I'm the new leader
    I'm the new reader

    Come on give me a fiver
    I'll be a scuber diver
    That's right speechless
    Cos I'm da beast

    U cant nick my game
    Cos I'm da fame
    Cant be tamed
    So fuck of ur lame
     
  7. Oh shit Immortal Technique over here 
     
  8. You go this raps like cheese and fedda?
    That's nice, now give me back my sweata.
    I ain't got nothing on you I know,
    But hey welcome to the motherfucking show
    I can't spit nearly as good and as long as both of you
    B
    So ima sit this one out
    Just go home and go to schoo
     
  9. I honestly think Hermano Matt won the rap off 
     
  10. Ok, let the master show you how it is done

    One Fish
    ...
    Two Fish
    ...
    Red Fish
    ...
    Blue Fish

    Hold the applause
     
  11.  can't hold it. It's too great
     
  12. Can't spit back
    I'll take u off da rack
    U are minimal
    While I am subliminal

    Tryin to speak
    Go on neek
    But i ain't done
    Fuck off u weigh a ton

    I spit for fun
    Can't do wat I jus dun
    Nearly ur turn
    Come to da master and learn

    I'm an army
    Ur joke
    Getin dried up like salami
    On Facebook I poke

    Look a cheese puff
    U just turned a ton and 1
    I am tuff
    U r as big as the sun

    Ur little cunt
    Just wayt I'm about to punt
    To be continued
    Go turn fatter heres some food
     
  13. Wer ur cumbak

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  14. What's up with these boys,
    They're acting like toys!
    They get so competitive,
    I don't understand,
    Partly because I'm not one!

    We don't care about your flow,
    Just hang your head low,
    Because I'm about to sew,
    This whole rap together.
     
  15. U ain't a bad rapper
    But I'm gonna come down on u pitter patter
    I spit on you
    Then do a poo

    Ur lyrics r shit
    I throw u in a pit
    With some vipers
    Ur like Peter piper

    Spit like a nursery
    Gonna get bursary
    I rap more than u
    And I'm just better than you
     
  16. You're better then me?
    Go **** a tree.
    So you can see,
    That I don't care what you think of me.

    Learn better grammar
    Before you hit the slammer
    "u" and "r" are letters,
    Because I am WAY better
     
  17. Battle of The Sexes! Whoo!
     
  18. Can't talk bitch
    I'm from bricky
    I don't do grammar
    I used to be in da slammer

    Trust me u ain't better
    I own you
    I rite u like a letter
    I go with rap like cheese and fedda

    Ur a little sucka
    Get in ur bed tuck in
    I forgot u liv in a bin
    Ur a tiny fucka

    Ur as interesting as a desk
    But ur dirtier than a pest
    Ur rap is a test
    But ur grade is an F
     
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