YO MAMA JOKES 

To mama so dumb I told her it was chilly out side . So she walked out side with a spoon .lol

 

Yo mama so fat, she has smaller fat people orbiting her.

 

Yo mama teeth were so yellow when she closed her mouth her stomach lit up

 

Yo mama was so fat when she died and went to heaven god was like where my sky go

 

Yo mama is so fat when she put on a black dress she looked like outer space

 

Yo momma so ugly, a stip goint pays her to keep her close on.

 

Yo mama is so fat when she walks her earthquake was of the richter scale

 

Yo mama is so stupid shep put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind

 

Yo mamma so fat, when she sits around the house... She shits around the house!
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Yo mama is so stupid if I gave a penny for her thoughts I'd expect change

 

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Ooooooooooo!!

 

Yo mamma so Ugly, when she was a kid, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot..

Oooooo!

 

Yo momma so stupid she climbed over a clear glass whale to see what was on the other side 
BAM!

 

I've never seen a clear glass whale.. 


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Yo mama thinks f is for Fantasic

 

Yo momma so fat, every time someone says "Kool-Aid" she busts through the wall.

 

yo mama so fat she saw a bus with white ppl and she said ooooh a twinkie