My Son Optimus Prime - Dane Cook I thinking of havin´ kids. I love to have some kids. I´ve been thinking about kids. I wanna have like nineteen kids. I think naming them, thats gonna be fun. Whatever the names you come up with that´s exciting right there. You got to both decide; Hey you wanna name that ?- Noo I don´t like that name.. Right, It´s like a little game you tried come up- I´ve already have names picked out, I don´t even know. First kid, boy, girl, I don´t care. The first one that comes out I´m nameing it "Rrrrrrrr". (Roll tongue) I think it´s beautiful, it´s feminim but strong at the same time. - Time for bed Rrrrrr. I said time for bed Rrrrrr! No cookies Rrrrrr!!! Typical Rrrrr! Daddys on the phone Rrrr, daddys on the phone. I´m gonna name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoon. I´m gonna name a bunch of them after Transformers. That would be great. Oh yeah just to be like: -Optimus Prime, come here for a second, I wanna talk to you. Come here. You sit here next to Megatron and we gonna have a little chit-chat right here, OK?. I´m the cobracommander in this- RRRRRRR! I said no cookies!!! RRRRARARARRARARARAR!!! RRRRRRRR!! THIS FUCKING RRRRRRR IS DRIVING ME UP A FUCKING WALL!!! RRRRRRRRAAAAAARARARRAARAAARRRRR!!!! Dane Cook, FTW
I was thinking of Dane cook a minute ago That dude is a genius!! And hilarious too I give it a like even tho I didn't read Old joke of his, I already know it