My Son, Optimus Prime

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Vice, Jun 8, 2012.

  1. My Son Optimus Prime - Dane Cook

    I thinking of havin´ kids. I love to have some kids. I´ve been thinking about kids. I wanna have like nineteen kids.

    I think naming them, thats gonna be fun. Whatever the names you come up with that´s exciting right there. You got to both decide; Hey you wanna name that
    ?- Noo I don´t like that name..
    Right, It´s like a little game you tried come up-

    I´ve already have names picked out, I don´t even know.
    First kid, boy, girl, I don´t care. The first one that comes out I´m nameing it "Rrrrrrrr". (Roll tongue)
    I think it´s beautiful, it´s feminim but strong at the same time.

    - Time for bed Rrrrrr. I said time for bed Rrrrrr! No
    cookies Rrrrrr!!! Typical Rrrrr!
    Daddys on the phone Rrrr, daddys on the phone.

    I´m gonna name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoon. I´m gonna name a bunch of them after
    Transformers. That would be great. Oh yeah just to be
    like:

    -Optimus Prime, come here for a second, I wanna talk to
    you. Come here. You sit here next to Megatron and we
    gonna have a little chit-chat right here, OK?. I´m the
    cobracommander in this-
    RRRRRRR! I said no cookies!!!
    RRRRARARARRARARARAR!!!
    RRRRRRRR!!
    THIS FUCKING RRRRRRR IS DRIVING ME UP A FUCKING WALL!!!
    RRRRRRRRAAAAAARARARRAARAAARRRRR!!!!

    Dane Cook, FTW
     
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  3.  God bless those kids ....
     
  4. I wanna name all my kids after cars
     
  5. I was thinking of Dane cook a minute ago

    That dude is a genius!!

    And hilarious too 

    I give it a like even tho I didn't read

    Old joke of his, I already know it 
     
  6. RRRRR I said no cookies!
     
  7. Lol and then star scream and so on for the others that would do funny