have you ever?

It's my childhood

Have you ever failed a final?

 

Yupp. Math - 9th grade. I was "Talking". That's a load of bullshit.


But anyway.

Have you ever been peed on?

 

Yes.-. By baby rabbits all the time and a puppy a couple times.



.-. Have you ever been pooped on?._.

 

Yes birds

Have you ever been vomitted on?

 

Nope.




Have you ever slapped someones ass in a perverted dramtically explosion scene that plays in your head and his rains but you dont know why?

 

Nope.

Have you ever gone up to a stranger and said 'I want in my bed'.

 

... Yes once to my friend. She was like "Wtf is wrong with you today?!" out loud... And i was left hangin 



Have you ever slapped someone accidently on purpose and said it was an accident where as in your mind you're evil-y laughing?

 

No 

Have you ever heard your parents... *cough* Haveing fun time *cough*

 

no

Ever ran over a dog?

 

Yes

Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?

 

Yes. By accident 



Have you ever walk around in a mall and look at some random person's butt and think or say "Dat ASS"?

 

No 

Have you ever had...Chocolate? :3

 

Yes

Has your stomach ever groaned from you being starving? 

 

Yes.




Have you ever been soo full until you feel wanna explode?

 

Yes

Have you ever humped anything?

 



Is your mom cool?

 

I've humped my best friends girlfriends teddy bear... She licked it afterwards...

Have you ever eaten a curry and burned your mouth so bad that kissing withtongue hurts? 

 

Yes


Have you ever pooped?

 

yes!!!!! Every day!!!

Have you ever rapped in front of people?