This is a short collection (seven or eight) of stories written by my literature class this year. We wrote them by having each person write a sentence and pass it to the next. All of the stories vary in length but are about a full page. I hope you enjoy them, or at least find them entertaining. STORY NUMBRO UNO Amazing Story While MJ and Ella were in Narnia, they ran into Lord Voldemort and stopped for some tea. Ella cried because Voldemort wouldn't allow her to make cookies. Voldemort got nervous and flew away. As he flew away, Ella shot him in the wing. Voldemort fell to the ground, changed into a spider, and crawled across the ground to a safe haven. In the safe haven, the spindly spider spoke to a spore saying, "I love you baby." Then the spider turned into a cow and went, "Moo!" The cow turned into Megatron and pwned everyone. Then Megatron became Jenna Marbles talking about Batman with purple bananas. An innocent faye stumbled into the path of "Jenna", who was singing a catchy T. Swift song. It was very very catchy and soon they were singing and skipping through the flowers together. Little did they know, the evil Joshua was plotting to destroy them. It started thunder storming. As a big storm cloud, the evil Joshua (or Joshie Gerbil) shot them with a powerful lightning bolt. They dodged it by just a hair and Joshie tried to shoot them time after time but they dodged it using their cat-like reflexes. They were actually monkey-like, were-monkey-like, Gene Johnson-were-monkey-like reflexes. Then Joshua had his minions, Elliott, Felty Elfty, and thousands of dinosaurs attack them. The end
Jean there's supposed to be. It's not edited besides names that aren't common. It's exactly as its written on the papers.
Because some people find this funny. And I like to post stuff like this in here. If it wasn't obvious that this like my stories by the end of the first sentence, that's sad.
Oh. I'm. Just. used. to. Paragraphs. Since. My. Teacher. Likes. Anything. I write. In sentance and paragraphs. I don't like the teacher though. ---
1. This is something for me to cut lose in. I'm not a serious writer, I'm decent at it, but it's a hobby and will never be more than that. There is little punctuation and poor grammar because it is UNEDITED and written by a variety of ages (10 to 15). 2. I really hope that wasn't an impersonation of me. My teacher hates me and she's never read anything but class assignments.