I thought I would humor you guys since I am back, so I'll be searching the Internet for some funny appropriate jokes. I will do this, the QOTD, and random mind-boggling riddles. So, this random guy asked Arnold Shwartzenegger if he was ever going to upgrade to Windows 7.. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby!" What do you call a midget psychologist who has escaped from Prison? A small medium at large! What does JC Penny and our PIMD campus have in common? Pants are 50% off! What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket? I can’t believe someone would stoop so low. I heard elevators smell a little different for midgets.. Person 1: I have this really cool knock knock joke. But you have to start it first, okay? Person 2: Okay, knock knock! Person 1: Whose there? Person 2: Person 1: Person 1: Hey, I have something important to ask you. Person 2: What is it? Person 1: Well, it's important.. Are you sure? Person 2: Yes im sure. Person 1: Positive? Person 2: YES, IM POSITIVE! Person 1: .. Do you know the Muffin man? Person 2: GTFO!!! Light travels faster than sound.. That's why some people appear bright, before you hear them speak. Two atoms are in a bar, one turns to the other and says, 'i believe i lost an electron'. The other atom says, 'are you sure?' to which the first atom replies. 'im positive.' I hope you all enjoyed this as much as I have. Thank you for reading my jokes. Send me a private message or a wall post on jokes you want to be added, and I will be sure to credit you for your find. I'll add all of your good ones! "That's what." - She.
LOLOL. I luuuuuuurve the signature. However, I read these and went to sleep. That is probably from lack of sleep, but it doesn't bode well...
Oh gosh. That's pretty funny. And corny. I'm corny. Cause I like corn. And I'm a Capricorn. So I'm corny. That was cornier. Autocorrect states that that is not a word.