THE WEEKLY IMPLOSION 13 Welcome Back Issue!!! By Hill Well here it is! It's a welcome back, not only to this newsletter... But it is a welcome back to all those Forumers that came back! Lets start The random facts that are wrong Did you know? •hill did not make this issue because he couldn't wait till June 18 • this fact is wrong •paradoxes, paradoxes everywhere And as always The Furious Llama!!!!! Joke of the week A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" Picture of the week Ok let's vote for next weeks picture of the day 1. 2. 3. 4. You saw the pics, now vote! Future News [news intro music] So, now the news We have secret info about the resurrection of the most important person in the world! Bland bithfrod, yes! The creator of the hugepad! We don't have anymore news because half of the population are now zombies See ya next week [news music] Forum Status Now this, I want to talk about Most of the old Forumers that left at the time that forums where full of perverts, spammers and mod wannabies, are back! Yes and neon wolf has proposed a challenge to the forums favorite chef The only one actually But still, that is going to be a tasty challenge, and I assure you that. Featured Person Danzo Congrats bro, dude you are my favorite Asian Oh and here is your gift... The g4/\/\e There you go danzo If you want you can vote for the next weeks featured person!! Announcements!! Dittle Was here~~~ So was Qin~~~ So was Rebecca-rose~~~ So was Jake~~~ I was here too~~ Flowerangel was here~~~ Jodie was here~~~ Chewie was looking while you were sleeping If someone wants me to announce something here let me know Troll of the week Wow Captain-Jack-Sparrow <--- I don't remember his current name Well yes he has being a big pain in the ass for this couple of days finally someone that isn't leothecool or apoc has entered this section The End? Ok, I find this issue a little short o.o So I will use this section to say something's Forget that.... I'll use the blank for that Should I keep doing weekly implosions... And please if you have any ideas for the weekly implosion wall me Thanks - ☢⁂☠ʜͥɪͣʟͫʟ☠⁂☢