My account got hacked and got me silenced permanently

And then a shark ate my dog

 

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And then a dinosaur ate the shark

 

And then the dinosaur died of diabetes.

 

I think we should give him a break...I mean really....he probably just dropped his iPod down the sewer. A hobo sold it on the black market and the CEO of McDonalds bought it, had a bad day with Burger King, and bypassed. Then the CEO realized he deserved the new iPhone 4s so he sold it on eBay and this guy managed to buy it back. I feel absolutely terrible for him.

 

I still think it was the tooth fairy!

 

Isn't the tooth fairy CEO of McDonalds?

 

Oh ya!!!! And santa is the head of the black market!

 

Wait really? I feel disappointed in Santa...

 

I know... Santa is evil!!!!

 

My mommy never told me that...

 

He's been giving me stolen gifts for Christmas?! 

 

 I just died of laughter

 

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You do realize that when you switch 3 letters in Santa you get Satan 
THE TRUTH IS REVEALED!

 

Ohmygoodness, my childhood!  Santa has deceived me! 

 

SANTA can't do that!!!

 

D: Santa WHY?!?! 

 

He's evil, that's why. 

 

that's insane! dinosaurs cannot get diabetes from eating shark