Ahhh... The old "my account was hacked and someone talked shit" routine ! Why not just say your dog did it ?
Oh! He is telling the truth! I saw the aliens abduct him! At that moment he dropped his phone and evil me picked it up and sold it to the Easter bunny. On Easter, the bunny gifted it to Santa who gave it to the Tooth Fairy for Christmas. The Tooth Fairy got mad because she dropped all her change and swore and bypassed on his iPod. Then, when the aliens sent him back they knocked out one of his teeth, so he put it under his pillow. The tooth fairy was so mad that she dropped her change that she accidentally put the iPod under his pillow instead of a dollar! I saw it! It happened!