Welcome to... Oreo's News - It's Back! (12th Issue) Main PIMD News You can now send crabs as gifts to people! Now go...spread your...crabs... Did you know that Shad0w-loves-Pillow has won the most fights? He has won 141,926 fights! TERROR is rank 23 on the overall club leaderboard. I guess they're never getting back on the top. CharlotteAnne and IceShardz are getting married! The Battle of Sexes: The Ultimate Pink Slip will occur from July 6 to July 8. PIMD has released a new update, including some hot new ID Photos I-Love-Oreo-Pie has made her first-ever club! You should totally join it So, I guess one-on-one, 12-hour wars are the new PIMD craze? I guess it's a pretty good idea. Not much has really happened that I know of. Forums Report Channel News PIMD is back! I would recommend it. It's actually pretty funny. Music Quiz 101 is a new thread to PIMD. They give you lyrics, and you try to guess the song (I think?) For those of you Fan Fictioners, SoftyRosie, author of the beloved "Something to Believe In" and "Thinking of You", has quit Fan Fiction and is no longer writing. xXx_Arianna_xXx's life story is truly saddening....just kidding Paul324 has left PIMD...anyone know who that is? Apparently, Fan Fiction is dead, according to TheOneYouWantToBe. Some great stories have ended, but I don't think it's dead. Do you? Please leave your thoughts about it on this thread. World News Egypt's landmark presidential election looks set to go to a run-off vote in which Muslim Brotherhood candidate Mohamed Morsi could face former regime figure Ahmed Shafik. Ballots are still being counted, and the final results of the first round are due Tuesday. Hurricane Bud weakened to a tropical storm as it approached Mexico's southwestern coast on Friday. The storm, with maximum sustained winds of 70 mph, could drench the Mexican states of Jalisco, Colima, Michoacan, Guerrero and Guanajuanto. Victoria Montenegro of Argentina considered the military couple who raised her as generous, humanitarian people, taking her into their home as if their own baby because her real parents were killed in a shootout in Buenos Aires in 1976. One of eight unidentified bodies found across the border in Uruguay in 2002 was confirmed to be the remains of her father. All French combat troops will pull out of Afghanistan by the end of the year, France's new president said in Kabul Friday, but some trainers will remain to help Afghanistan's nascent security forces. Sports Section The underlined team is the winning team. The Emoji is the sport. Rays vs. Red Sox: 7-4 Phillies vs. Cardinals: 10-9 Giants vs. Marlins: 6-7 Heat vs. Pacers: 105-93 Lakers vs. Thunder: 90-106 Spurs vs. Clippers: 102-99 Tip of the Day Don't despair; it's not too late to turn your life around! Well, unless you are really old (like 30); in that case I suggest alcohol. If you are still a useful member society (under 30), I gathered some life tips that will, without a doubt, change your life in such a deep and profound way, you won't even notice! So with all that said and done, now it's time to sit down, lean back, open your mind, scratch your tummy, cluck like a chicken, and read this pearls of wisdom: 1. Every morning smile to your mirror, but why stop there? Smile to your kitchen table, to your living room sofa and to your chairs. Beware, don't smile to your dishwasher. It may take it as provocation. 2. Live every day to the fullest. When going to the bathroom take a newspaper! 3. Drinking is not a solution, unless we are talking about alcohol. 4. Better to give, than to receive (true only on case of infections). 5. Clothes don't make the man, but being naked will get you arrested. 6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket, put all of them in the fridge. They will last longer. 7. Remember: everybody makes mistakes, and you will have the opportunity to laugh at them. My Bucket List Instead of an Editorial, I am now doing my awesome bucket list. I'll be adding 5-10 each issue. 1. Get on a JumboTron by doing something stupid. 2. Take someone's clothes away from a public shower, and leave them with only a funny costume to wear. 3. Run into a store and ask what year it is. When someone answers, I yell, “It worked!” and run out cheering. 4. Go to Australia and ask random people where to find 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney (the address from Finding Nemo). 5. Eat a banana in all fifty states. Yum. Picture of the Day Ending Yes, I know I said I wouldn't be making anymore Oreo's News. My schedule cleared up enough to make one for you guys! Thank you to all of my devoted readers. Everyone says this, but without you, I wouldn't be inspired to make Oreo's News Thanks for reading, my little Oreos
Need interviews!!! Interviews with random PIMD players! It's nice to hear the PIMD lives of other players! Why are my Food Review threads not mentioned here? They are tasty! They are delicious! They are good!
Woa. Way to like... Totally dis me for something that was only made to get a discussion. Thanks a lot.
I didn't dis you. There's a difference between dissing and asking people for opinions. I only said you thought it was dead.