That's wonderful, Shreddess, now, while I get this lovely girl to sign, I know another girl I want too. Go look for... Umm, what's her name...
Yes Mistress to the world of humans I shall go -opens a portal the human world and goes in- Sylvia Sylvia Sylvia...where oh where can I find her...
I'm not going to hurt you.. -batts silvery eyes- I just want you to sign this, that's all -steps closer and grabs your hand-
Oh of course you wouldn't... And you shouldn't either, but I'm afraid that of you dont I'll have I force you, and I don't want to do that to such a pretty face... -looks sad-
Good girl -kisses your forehead- and now you belong to me. Oh what fun we'll have. Pick up that sword, we have some stuff to do
Good, now you need some new clothes... -snaps and creates a set of black armor similar to mine in a shopping bag- here, put this on when we get home
-notices the sad look- why so glum? You have a sword, and judging by how it's treated you use it. Anyhow, I need servants, nice beautiful ones. I'll buy you everything you want, and everything you need. Unless its because you signed my contract and didn't want to... Tell me why your sad