Your FML moments!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by EnglishPanda, May 21, 2012.

  1. Basically a game where you post your stories which end with FML...

    Then people vote for the best FML moment or stories.

    I'll start:

    I had taken my dog out for a walk, she says he's lovely! I thought 'She is rather nice, perhaps ask her out on a date?"

    Then my dog humped her leg... FML.
     
  2. A girl comes up with her dog* 
     
  3. My friends came over for a party
    My mom showed them pictures of when i was a baby..i was naked in one of them
    FML
     
  4. I put a gun to my head and said FML.
     
  5. Obviously didn't pull the trigger because you just posted :3
     
  6. The other day, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
     
  7. LMAO!!!!!
     
  8. Jukes got that one from the FML website... Yes, that's where I got the idea :3
     
  9. No i didnt! True story bro hahaha... Fiiiiine u caught me! 
     
  10. My girlfriend had a car wreck,had amnesia for 2 weeks after the wreck she had been getting sick 2 weeks ,took her to the doctor to see if she is okay ,doctor said " she'll be fine she is just getting sick cause she's pregnant" ..... We've never had sex once.... FML
     
  11. Wow..this is why I love being single. Dont gotta worry about the unfaithful
     
  12. And I have a FML story but I can't say on here or I might get silenced 
     
  13. Driving to the store to buy groceries, get in line to pay over 100 dollars, realize that the credit card is at home. Drive back home embarrassed to put the food back, drive all the home to get it, can't find it. Get back in the car and find it in the dashboard. FML
     
  14. Bought my first ever car for $49,500.
    Had to get it towed home by insurance company.
    Doesnt work now.


    FML.
     
  15. When your playing with a firecracker inside of your house with a lighter and it goes up into the ceiling and then blows up creating a fire and then you get charged for burning down a house "/
     
  16. When I lose my friend's things.. *ML.
     
  17. Texting convo
    Wife "are you still at work?"
    Me"yea I'm working overtime"
    Wife" no problem baby"

    -2minutes later-
    *sending text to...friend..*
    Me "haha B--- you owe me
    Money! You lost your a-- in poker tonight! Thanks for the drinks to, now I got to drive home to the b---! At least I'm feeling good, maybe s-- tonight hahaha!!"
    Wife: OVER TIME HUH? Don't come home....you (insert explictives)

    FML



    I had the ss of this, sent it to a few sites and it's top rated 