Channel News PIMDChicky

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *-AC-EpiclyImmortalized_Isaac- (01), May 18, 2012.

  1. Channel News PIMD

    Here's a cooking tip specially sponsored by Matt.
    [Any tips for anything? PM me and I'll feature you.
    When cutting chili, wear gloves and or use scissors to cut off the stems in a bowl of water.

    If you happen to get a chili burn on your hand, rub either salt or lime/lemon juice or yoghurt/milk or oil thoroughly and wash it off. Better yet, mix it all together and rub. It will reduce the burn and pain by at least 50% - 60%.
    Yep I know what you're thinking. Chilli burn is kinda funny
    

    Back to the news!

    SungSam releases a new revolutionary device? What is it? Stay tuned
    Need a date? Well CNP will assist you


    SungSam has recently invented a new gadget called Roket
    The "Roket" Is made from Nokia material and with an Apple chip.
    It's pretty huge and the apple inside doesn't really do anything.

    But.. IT'S A EXPENSIVE GADGET you can use to show off.

    At only $1000 Choco dollars you can purchase one. It has many uses.
    It can be a
    •SurfBoard
    •Skateboard
    •Shield
    •Thing to whack others
    •Boomerang which won't necessarily fly back
    Well basically ANYTHING! Isn't it amazing? Grab one now at a Sungsam store near you!

    It's time for a commercial break stay tuned.

    Commercial
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    •We are not responsible for any breakups, car accidents, overcast skies, money wasted on dates and icecreams or the sacking of Kenny daglish()

    Back to CNP 
    : introducing our new segment owner..
    ANTY JOKE ROOSTER!
    :pok prok pok?
    Wasn't that funny!
    :So.. How's the airplane food
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    Sponsored by kriz
    : My wife's pregnant!
    :With a baby?
    :NOOO... A goat!

    Riddle of the day:
    It never stops working , never sighs or complains. It works forever till you're dead.
    What am I?

    Wise words of the day:
    A coin is just but a coin, a phone is just but a phone, but you are just like the sun which is essential for life.
    Yeah just thought it up.
     
  2. Hahah Daglish got sacked Love the rooster also
     
  3. .-. Your heart?.-.
     
  4. It's a heart isn't it. 
     
  5. Ur Channel News is better than the other one that the other guy created .__.
     
  6. I see my name!!! 

    Although I like to be single on PIMD, why don't you set me up with a date, isaacbaby? Find me my match!!! 

    WHO'S MY MATCH?!!! 
     
  7. Is it illegal to date your tutor?
     
  8. Isaacbaby is in love with his tutor?!!!  That is news for celebrity gossips! 
     
  9. Definitely way better than the other guys' thread
     
  10. Isaac needs to reply his thread more often. 
     
  11. 
     
  12. NO.. I wanted you to date your tutor..
    Answering your question
     
  13. Nooooooo!!! Not my tutors! They're all my kids! 
     
  14. how about a date with our beautiful Lexy