pick up lines??

Hi ._.
*falls over*
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"I'll farm you if you don't date me."

.-. That's my best one.

 

This one guy did a shoulder one on me its like " Lets count shoulders, One, Two , Three, Four" n they put there arm around you

 

if u were a booger I'd pick u firstmy bestLMFAO

 

"What are u doing?"

Rearangeing the alfabet so me and u can be together

 

*alphabet

 

"can i have (insert food here) with a side of your phone number?"

"do u have any jobs available?"
"no"
"oh that's ok, because I'm available"


Lol those r mine!!!!

 

xD the pick up line goes If I Could Rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together ;-)

 

A different one I Fck the only thing that's missing I U ;-)

 

wow is turned into I

 

"what has 145 teeth and holds hulk inside?"

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"my zipper" 

 

Do you believe in love at first site... Or should I walk by you again? 

Lmao that's the best I can do

 

"i lost my phone number.... Can I borrow yours?"

 

Boy:guess what super hero I want to be?
Girl:I don't know Superman,Batman?
Boy:Your man

 

-Steven ur wrong jackass

 

Are you hurt
Why?
Cos you fell from heaven