Channel News PIMDQuiet today.. I'll liven it up here!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *-AC-EpiclyImmortalized_Isaac- (01), May 16, 2012.

  1. Channel News PIMD
    so it's kinda quiet now. I'm gonna liven it up.

    [Posts of box offices and top threads today coming out in a few hours time]

    New prizes if you get your friends to read and comment!

    When your friends comment ask them to put this at the end of their comment for a prize.
    Ask them to put your name behind the hash tag.
    Eg
    #EpiclyIsaac

    So back to the show.

    There's no Mr Yu Dong Shay today***********************<Refer below> I lied!

    Le willy wonka

    : So you were expecting Mr Yu Dong Shay... Tell me more how disappointed you are.

    : So you had a bad sore throat yesterday, tell me more how fast you recovered and the amount of  I give about what you said.

    BREAKING NEWS

    A glass at Heterogeneous store has been broken.
    Apparently nothing was stolen.

    Breaking Benjamin

    If you know what I mean.

    Commercial Break
    We'll be back with live news from the Bermuda triangle.

    Feeling hungry? And it's 1 hour before you eat? Feeling cranky and starting to spam every key on your keyboard?
    You look at your tummy, your brains tell you to stop eating but your stomach disagrees?
    [Nods]

    Well here's a solution.





    STOP THINKING OF FOOD ALL THE TIME! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE HUNGRY!
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    It's tastylicious!
    I have 50! Bars right now! Get your friends to read it and hashtag your name in their comments for a free bar.

    Not out in markets yet.

    Back to CNP

    News
    [LIVE]
    An airplane with my news reporter GLENN on it did the most amazing thing ever.
    He is flying through the Bermuda triangle now!
    live transmission

    It's amazing, we're not lost yet!
    [Muffled voice] it's getttinnggg
    *Pewwwnwnnwnwnn*
    we lost signal!
    Oh well that's one less person to pay salaries to.

    *Shouts to cameraman and directors*
    LET'S GO FOR STEAMBOAT!

    I have 50 bars or lightBluChoc!
    Ask your friends to hashtag your name now!

    To find out what happened to Glenn stay tuned tommorow.

    Jk we don't care about him at all

    Check out Brother_matt's threads for yummy food!

    Still reading? well here's a treat for you!
    Mr Yu Dong Shay!
    : Wanna go to the cinema?
    : What for?
    : TO COUNT THE SEATS!
     
  2. dolly mollies stolen by the crook -AC-Blockey have been retrieved back.
    Blockey is now under custody.
     
  3. Ohhh noo 
     
  4. I read it #---V-0ltZ---




    Anyway, I got a request! Help me think of a new name! Gotta change mine soon and I think you got creative ideas



    Ps: I'm a fan, so do I get a bar?
     
  5. More Yu Dong Shay
    Love it!!
     
  6. Hands free bars to everyone who posted
     
  7. FOOD FOOD FOOD!!! And I miss Yu Dong Shay!!!  I prefer YDS than this foul mouthed willy wonky flubby wubby guy! 

    Gimme some of those chocs! I like exotic stuffs!  You haven't give me my Dolly Molly yet, Isaac!!! 

    Haha! My food thread is not gonna be all yummilicious foods ok? My next one, perhaps, I will write about some exotic foods that usually only Asians will eat and our westerner counterparts may find revolting. 
     
  8. gave Matt the dolly Molly and choc
     
  9. more readers? I put in a lot of effort in this?
     
  10. Don't worry Isaac. Let your reputation grow slowly. My first few posts when I first started writing in forum garnered very few replies too. 
     
  11. Back then in June I had 10 over pages!
     
  12. Don't forget that we might have a different audience now.

    This game is like a fast-paced company where reinvention is the key to success. It is a company with high turnover too. Therefore, we always have fresh new faces joining us - all with different expectations.

    Ok. I better stop talking in metaphors! 
     
  13. You need my help? I can help get more readers in return for some plushies! 
     
  14. VOLTZBABY!!! 
     
  15. I put up a good fight running from those cops...
     
  16. And I get Rewarded with these *holds up shackles* 