Channel News PIMD It's Back

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *-AC-EpiclyImmortalized_Isaac- (01), May 15, 2012.

  1. Channel News PIMD

    Welcome back folks. Today i have 4 instalments for you.

    Firstly I'm looking for a partner who has experience in running a news channel.
    Need help, no cookies and salary

    Back onto the show.
    Our new segment..

    Drum roll folks

    Mr Yu Dong Shay(As in You Don't Say)
    My partner in sarcasm is here
    to assist me.
    This is Mr Yu Dong Shay
    So let's begin

    Valentines day
    :*Brandishes flowers* For you my crush
    :For me?
    :NO... For the wall

    In a shop:
    Store attendant:You're buying all that?!
    :NOOO.. I was stealing them just wanted to show it to you first.

    Pst.. This ones nice when you're using your phone.

    : *Surfing net or pimding*
    :Hey whatcha doing?
    : SURFING!!
    : Stop using sarcasm its annoying
    : What? I'm SURFING the net

    Don't place your eyes off the screen we're off for a commercial break

    Ever had that feeling when you're lying alone in bed?
    Bored aren't ya?

    NOT ANYMORE WITH THE DOLLY MOLLY
    It's huggable
    Squishable
    it can even release hydrochloric hydroxide plutonium iodine 112! (Whaaaattt?)

    Buy now at only $69.99
    At 7-11 NOW.
    Any abuse or damage to it will cause you to be sued under law 6999 of abusing toys

    We're back and finally the last section.


    Brothers and sisters.. Fathers and mothers and classmates and lions and mouses
    Listen up.

    I need your help.
    Tell me what you would like included in the show! It would help a lot.

    So start suggesting below NOW and I'll take them in consideration

    Free Dolly Molly if you give a suggestion.

    And finally TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS , CLUBMATES AND STRANGERS TO READ IT!

    Thanks folks

    HURRY ONLY 10 MOLLY DOLLIES FOR GRABS
    
     
  2. Nice! Maybe something about FF? like story of the week? And any events happening in PiMD?
     
  3. Dolly Molly sounds like a chemical murder toy
    Great stuff!!
     
  4.  I loved this it so funny 
     
  5. *hands a dolly molly to andi*

    ANDI obtained the dolly Molly


    9 remaining
     
  6. Give me one Molly Dolly too!!!  Yu Dong Shay's jokes are funny! I like Yu Dong Shay! 
     
  7. If you ask your friends to read it I will
     
  8. Dolly Molly!  Isaaaaaaac, PM! 
     
  9. Wow.. I still remember how to do it.


    [LIVE] I'm creating Tommorow's news! It's gonna be exciting do don't miss it

    Keep this thread bumped
     
  10. I wanna be in tomorrow's new! Make me a star! 
     
  11. Hmmm oh you should do what's doing good in the box offices, what the top forums are, how many people got silenced today
     
  12. I'll need someone to help me then..

    Awarded a dolly Molly to lilbeast
    8 remaining
     
  13. Oo! I wanna help!!!!!
     
  14. Sure. PM Me the details. not good with these stuff.

    I'll credit you of course
     
  15. May this post go on till the tenth page! While I sleep.
     
  16. You could do something like "tip of the day." Small tips to help out people in their daily PIMD life.
     
  17. Should do biggest feud war going or biggest fight on campus. 