The best pick-up line ever!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Cookies-has-quit, May 13, 2012.

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    Give this guy a toilet paper for his endeavours 
     
    #1 Cookies-has-quit, May 13, 2012
  2. 
     
    #2 Vice, May 13, 2012
  3. .-. No the best one is


    I like your clothes but they'd look better on my bedroom floor. .-.
     
    #3 Buddy100and1, May 13, 2012
  4. 





    It is a good one. Both of you. 
     
    #4 Azarah6, May 13, 2012
  5. What about..


    Now if you'd like to put your clothes on the floor, next to mine ,_,
     
    #5 Cookies-has-quit, May 13, 2012
  6. Just a little alteration xD
     
    #6 Cookies-has-quit, May 13, 2012
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    I like Buddy's better.
     
    #7 Azarah6, May 13, 2012
  8. What about....

    You thought chewbacca was hairy wait til you see my wookie.
     
    #8 _Macadoodles_, May 13, 2012
  9. 
     
    #9 Azarah6, May 13, 2012
  10. I lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
     
    #10 Saerileth, May 13, 2012
  11. Baby.... You're so hot, I'd need an oven mitt to hold your hand !
     
    #11 *Mork_The_Dork_From_Ork (01), May 13, 2012
  12. .-. Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
    .___.
     
    #12 Buddy100and1, May 13, 2012
  13. Your so beautiful you made me forget my pick-up line :|


    Not as good as the first ones but, mehh it was worth a try.
     
    #13 *-RL-MiZZ- (01), May 13, 2012
  14. Buddy


    Best pick-up line ever
     
    #14 *-RL-MiZZ- (01), May 13, 2012
  15. Say alpha kenny body
     
    #15 -LilGoziBear-, May 13, 2012
  16. I put the "STD" in "STUD" all I need is "U" 
     
    #16 IYP-ToxiiC_PhanTom, May 13, 2012
  17. If you were a booger I'd pick you first
     
    #17 -LNS-X_SOLPADEINE_X, May 13, 2012
  18. Your Dad must've been an art thief because you're a masterpiece. 
     
    #18 IYP-ToxiiC_PhanTom, May 13, 2012
  19. .__. What's that on your lip? I'll get it!.-. Then kiss. Sneak attack level 59.
     
    #19 Buddy100and1, May 13, 2012
  20. How about....

    Did you just fart? Cuz DAT ASS just blew me away.


     
    #20 shan, May 13, 2012
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