The origin of Pervs and how to deal with them

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by i-Mac, May 12, 2012.

  1. I discovered why there are so many pervs on PIMD!

    I almost missed it on one of those educational channels on tv. A documentary called "Pervs: The Lost Tribe".

    It seems there is this whole tribe of weirdos living in some secluded mountainous area.

    They spend their days performing socially unacceptable acts of perversion.

    The tv crew was going to film a segment entitled "The Day In The Life Of A Perv", but you can all guess how that turned out!

    It was so raunchy, they couldn't even turn it into the tv censors!

    Then the government decided to get involved. We all know how much the government loves to spend our money "helping the less fortunate".

    They decided the Pervs needed to be introduced into the mainstream in some way. Since Pervs won't wear clothes, this was a difficult decision.

    The government decided to give them a cell tower and free I-Phones.

    This is how Pervs ended up in PIMD.

    The best way to deal with Pervs is to silence them. A very handy ability awarded only to "Mods".

    The difficulty is that there are so few mods and they are so overworked, silencing doesn't happen as often as it should.

    How should Pervs be dealt with by us, the general public?

    Definitely don't talk to them!!! That gets them excited and they tend to jump up and down. Not a pretty picture for even the strongest of heart!

    Ignore them. Soon they will direct their pervy ways back their own people and leave us in peace.
     
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